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| Gone but Together Again. Dad & Uncle  |
Today is Tony’s birthday, so his wife decided to surprise him and takes him to a Strip Club… At the Club.. Doorman: Hey Tony! How are you? Wife: How does he know you? Tony: We play golf together! Bartender: The usual beer Tony? Wife: And how does he know you? Tony: He’s on the bowling team! Hot Stripper: The special lap dance again Tony? The wife storms out ….dragging Tony with her, into a taxi! Taxi driver: Hey Tony…You picked an ugly one this time….same hotel? Tomorrow is Tony's funeral….. | ||
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| Crusty old curmudgeon  |
 Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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The Unmanned Writer |
Bada-BOOM!! Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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LOL!  "Wrong does not cease to be wrong because the majority share in it." L.Tolstoy "A government is just a body of people, usually, notably, ungoverned." Shepherd Book | |||
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