Wild goat walks into an Austrian sporting goods store to escape the heat
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August 04, 2018, 05:59 PM
P220 Smudge
Ya see, ya got yer bull in a China shop, and then ya got yer goat in an Austrian sporting goods store. Totally different animal.
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August 04, 2018, 06:11 PM
ScreamingCockatoo
Cabrones!
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August 04, 2018, 06:32 PM
gw3971
No. He wasn't hot. He went in to check out ome shades.
August 04, 2018, 06:34 PM
CQB60
Cool goat
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August 04, 2018, 07:09 PM
JALLEN
Probably not wild. There is a plastic ID in its ear.
It may seem wild, though. Goats are about the dumbest animals I have ever dealt with.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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August 04, 2018, 08:00 PM
HRK
A good goat will do that..
August 04, 2018, 08:37 PM
mutedblade
I wish our stores were set up similarly. If he tried to that in the stores around here, he'd never make it down the crowded aisles. Most places have gotten worse than the tightest thickets.
Cool video though.
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August 04, 2018, 11:12 PM
kg5388
They had to shut down the Walmart in Covington Tennessee for several hours after 5 raccoons decided to go shopping.
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August 05, 2018, 12:53 AM
corsair
No thanks, just browsing.
August 05, 2018, 09:45 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by HRK: A good goat will do that..
