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Wild goat walks into an Austrian sporting goods store to escape the heat




Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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Posts: 4950 | Location: Highland, UT | Registered: September 14, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Frangas non Flectes
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Ya see, ya got yer bull in a China shop, and then ya got yer goat in an Austrian sporting goods store. Totally different animal.


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Cabrones!





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hello darkness
my old friend
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No. He wasn't hot. He went in to check out ome shades.
 
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Cool goat


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Probably not wild. There is a plastic ID in its ear.

It may seem wild, though. Goats are about the dumbest animals I have ever dealt with.




Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.

When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown
 
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Thank you
Very little
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A good goat will do that..
 
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Made from a
different mold
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I wish our stores were set up similarly. If he tried to that in the stores around here, he'd never make it down the crowded aisles. Most places have gotten worse than the tightest thickets.

Cool video though.


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They had to shut down the Walmart in Covington Tennessee for several hours after 5 raccoons decided to go shopping.


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Originally posted by HRK:
A good goat will do that..
Big Grin Big Grin Big Grin



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