From the "Kids say the darnedest things." department. (stuff my daughter sez)

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February 04, 2019, 05:43 PM

sigmonkey

From the "Kids say the darnedest things." department. (stuff my daughter sez)

I kinda wish men had periods too, just so there would be some variety in the menstrual product aisle, sort of break up the monotony of pink with flowers. Think: tampons with olive drab tactical grip applicators. Pads with diamond-plate texture. Carry-pouches shapes like med kits and whatnot

Kind of bored with “always radiant” and “ever fresh” the fuck? I want to feel like I’m arming up to go fight bears and ward off sharks not go prancing on the beach in white pants

(my oldest daughter, in her 30s)

February 04, 2019, 05:47 PM

RichardC

Magnum, Plus P, Hollow point tampons. Core-bonded. Cannelured.

February 04, 2019, 05:48 PM

SigJacket

Get her some empty cigar tubes to hold tampons in. Keep the cigars.

Win-win.

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February 04, 2019, 06:12 PM

Haveme1or2

Lmbo !
That's funny!
I understand her.

February 04, 2019, 07:18 PM

vic40204

She sounds like a pistol.

February 04, 2019, 07:41 PM

chellim1

I have two daughters in their 20's. I can relate.

"Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible."
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