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John Steed
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A prowler was trying to get into garages and cars. When the police arrived, he stole a canoe and went out on the lake. Apparently, the canoe capsized. The police heard him screaming for help but couldn't locate him in the dark. He is missing and presumed dead. The search will continue tomorrow.

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That’s so sad, I bet the prowler was just conducting property checks to insure folks were safe and secure. After a long, hearty breakfast I would have the search continue..... lol
 
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I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.


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^^ You can't drag a lake if it's frozen thick enough.
 
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Un cocodrilo mordia mi burro.


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I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.


Well, come spring some poor kid fishing might think he has a hooked a big fish and will be traumatized for life when he reels in a corpse......other than that, I got nothing.
 
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I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.


Well, come spring some poor kid fishing might think he has a hooked a big fish and will be traumatized for life when he reels in a corpse......other than that, I got nothing.


Come spring, the turtles and catfish will have cleaned the bones. Roll Eyes


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He was trying to turn his canoe around.


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And he was just turning his life around.
 
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Guess he won't try that again.
 
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County deputies have recovered a body believed to be the suspect.

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Another happy ending.



 
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Did they find the canoe?
 
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Sounds like a very cool customer to me, ice water in his veins!
 
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And he was just turning his life around.


More upside down than around.


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This is what we call a self correcting problem. I hope the canoe was ok.


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... the lake who they believe to be the suspect.


I guess the police suspect the lake of killing the perpetrator.




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No canoes is good canoes.
 
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