Prowler Flees From Police in Stolen Canoe Across Near-Freezing Lake ... What Could Go Wrong?

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March 08, 2018, 09:26 PM

John Steed

Prowler Flees From Police in Stolen Canoe Across Near-Freezing Lake ... What Could Go Wrong?

A prowler was trying to get into garages and cars. When the police arrived, he stole a canoe and went out on the lake. Apparently, the canoe capsized. The police heard him screaming for help but couldn't locate him in the dark. He is missing and presumed dead. The search will continue tomorrow.

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March 08, 2018, 09:31 PM

indigoss

That’s so sad, I bet the prowler was just conducting property checks to insure folks were safe and secure. After a long, hearty breakfast I would have the search continue..... lol

March 08, 2018, 09:39 PM

rburg

I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.

March 08, 2018, 09:42 PM

Il Cattivo

^^ You can't drag a lake if it's frozen thick enough.

March 08, 2018, 09:50 PM

mr kablammo

Un cocodrilo mordia mi burro.

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March 08, 2018, 10:38 PM

jsbcody

quote:
Originally posted by rburg:
I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.

Well, come spring some poor kid fishing might think he has a hooked a big fish and will be traumatized for life when he reels in a corpse......other than that, I got nothing.

March 08, 2018, 10:49 PM

quote:
Originally posted by jsbcody:
quote:
Originally posted by rburg:
I'm not seeing a problem here. Somebody help me with it.

Well, come spring some poor kid fishing might think he has a hooked a big fish and will be traumatized for life when he reels in a corpse......other than that, I got nothing.

Come spring, the turtles and catfish will have cleaned the bones.

March 08, 2018, 10:52 PM

radioman

He was trying to turn his canoe around.

March 08, 2018, 11:01 PM

msfzoe

And he was just turning his life around.

March 09, 2018, 04:00 AM

SpinZone

Sometimes the universe is self correcting.

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March 09, 2018, 04:16 AM

arfmel

Guess he won't try that again.

March 09, 2018, 06:28 AM

John Steed

County deputies have recovered a body believed to be the suspect.

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March 09, 2018, 06:37 AM

roberth

Another happy ending.

March 09, 2018, 06:49 AM

Voshterkoff

Did they find the canoe?

March 09, 2018, 06:59 AM

architect

Sounds like a very cool customer to me, ice water in his veins!

March 09, 2018, 10:13 AM

cas

quote:
Originally posted by msfzoe:
And he was just turning his life around.

More upside down than around.

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March 09, 2018, 01:13 PM

bubbatime

This is what we call a self correcting problem. I hope the canoe was ok.

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March 09, 2018, 03:39 PM

fiasconva

When you mix Darwin with Karma that is what you get.

March 09, 2018, 04:49 PM

Sig2340

quote:
... the lake who they believe to be the suspect.

I guess the police suspect the lake of killing the perpetrator.

Nice is overrated

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