Not Floridaman, Ohioman this time. Involves gerbils (but SFW)..
This is why we need to bring back mental hospitals.
Nice is overrated
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July 11, 2024, 08:21 AM
B92F
Well now, that's something you won't see every day.
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July 11, 2024, 08:30 AM
TigerDore
Has Richard Gere offered any expert commentary?
July 11, 2024, 08:43 AM
newtoSig765
The dream of every police dispatcher, I imagine, is to broadcast "Suspect reported to have multiple gerbils in his pants."
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July 11, 2024, 08:54 AM
AllenInAR
Mr. Pancake!?!
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July 11, 2024, 09:16 AM
Rightwire
At least they were only in his pants.
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July 11, 2024, 09:31 AM
joel9507
YouTube video description has some relevant background:
quote:
Investigators learned a nearby Petland pet store was also broken into....Officers recovered multiple dogs, birds and rabbits at the scene.
So the source is known. May explain why they were in his pants at the time of his arrest, if not his ultimate motivation.
quote:
Officers found 31-year-old Matthew Pancake...
He should have had less trouble getting flat on the ground.....
July 11, 2024, 10:38 AM
YooperSigs
Gerbils can be bitey... Dont think I want them in my skivvies!
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July 11, 2024, 10:46 AM
architect
quote:
Originally posted by B92F: Well now, that's something you won't see every day.
If you're lucky!
July 11, 2024, 10:46 AM
83v45magna
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire: At least they were only in his pants.
That was my first thought.
I have a 2nd cousin in Oklahoma city who retired as an anesthesiologist. Back in the 80's he did quite a bit of ER duty. Back then he told me I'd be astounded at the shear numbers and commonality of people that came in to the ER needing some sort of extraction from their...in that area. The gerbil thing was a fairly recent add on to the list. It was in the news at that time.
I think he enjoyed watching the looks on my face while he talked about it.
July 11, 2024, 10:59 AM
V-Tail
"Those aren't my pants, officer."
הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים
July 11, 2024, 11:25 AM
Schmelby
quote:
Originally posted by V-Tail: "Those aren't my pants, officer."
I have heard that on an episode of Cops!!
July 11, 2024, 03:01 PM
dsiets
Leopard pajamas, "Mr. Pancake", Gerbils. You mean this isn't Reno 911?
July 11, 2024, 04:07 PM
ARman
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Originally posted by dsiets: Leopard pajamas, "Mr. Pancake", Gerbils. You mean this isn't Reno 911?
Even the best Hollyweird writer couldn't make this crazy shit up!
ARman
July 11, 2024, 05:20 PM
cas
Any relation to Garth?
July 11, 2024, 05:45 PM
MelissaDallas
quote:
Originally posted by 83v45magna:
quote:
Originally posted by Rightwire: At least they were only in his pants.
That was my first thought.
I have a 2nd cousin in Oklahoma city who retired as an anesthesiologist. Back in the 80's he did quite a bit of ER duty. Back then he told me I'd be astounded at the shear numbers and commonality of people that came in to the ER needing some sort of extraction from their...in that area. The gerbil thing was a fairly recent add on to the list. It was in the news at that time.
I think he enjoyed watching the looks on my face while he talked about it.
In the 80s I worked for a small health insurance company. Oh, the stories the girls in Claims could tell…
July 12, 2024, 10:09 PM
Redhookbklyn
https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?feature=shared
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