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This is why we need to bring back mental hospitals. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | ||
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| The Bishop Of Death |
Well now, that's something you won't see every day. Under Construction | |||
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Has Richard Gere offered any expert commentary? | |||
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The dream of every police dispatcher, I imagine, is to broadcast "Suspect reported to have multiple gerbils in his pants." -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Charmingly unsophisticated |
Mr. Pancake!?! _______________________________ The artist formerly known as AllenInWV | |||
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Coin Sniper |
At least they were only in his pants. Pronoun: His Royal Highness and benevolent Majesty of all he surveys 343 - Never Forget Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive. | |||
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Don't Panic |
YouTube video description has some relevant background:
So the source is known. May explain why they were in his pants at the time of his arrest, if not his ultimate motivation.
He should have had less trouble getting flat on the ground..... | |||
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Gerbils can be bitey... Dont think I want them in my skivvies! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Optimistic Cynic |
If you're lucky! | |||
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That was my first thought.  I have a 2nd cousin in Oklahoma city who retired as an anesthesiologist. Back in the 80's he did quite a bit of ER duty. Back then he told me I'd be astounded at the shear numbers and commonality of people that came in to the ER needing some sort of extraction from their...in that area. The gerbil thing was a fairly recent add on to the list. It was in the news at that time. I think he enjoyed watching the looks on my face while he talked about it. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
"Those aren't my pants, officer." הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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I have heard that on an episode of Cops!!  | |||
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Leopard pajamas, "Mr. Pancake", Gerbils. You mean this isn't Reno 911? | |||
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Even the best Hollyweird writer couldn't make this crazy shit up! ARman | |||
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Any relation to Garth?  | |||
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In the 80s I worked for a small health insurance company. Oh, the stories the girls in Claims could tell… | |||
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https://youtu.be/cTrOb8zyrZk?feature=shared ARMAGGEDON “There is love in me the likes of which you’ve never seen. There is rage in me the likes of which should never escape." —Mary Shelley, Frankenstein | |||
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