¡Ay caramba! ¡Las burras por aquí son tan calientes! ¡El sábado por la noche le damos una palmada en el culo!



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"So, they don't have sex with male donkeys... that would be what, weird?"

"No es que seamos gays..."

I could not believe they left that in and it did not get edited out.

The book Loaded about the pioneers who began flying planes of high grade Colombian marijuana into the US in the 1970s refers to their Colombian counterparts boffing burros and offering to get the Yanquis a burro.

I guess the phrase, "nice ass!" has a different meaning in Colombia.

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
"So, they don't have sex with male donkeys... that would be what, weird?"

"No es que seamos gays..."

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Several years ago in Washington a woman hit a Beaver and stopped.
A guy ran up, dropped his pants and started going to pound town.
She was screaming at him what are you doing and his response was "It's a female "
The cops showed up and he was still going at it. Along with that charge he got possession of meth as well.

Normal! Yep that explains it all!

What a bunch of jackasses.

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Originally posted by DrDan:
I guess the phrase, "nice ass!" has a different meaning in Colombia.

Reminds me of an old joke:


A new soldier gets deployed to a remote base out in the wilderness. The base commander is giving him a tour of the tiny base, pointing out the limited amenities, which consist of a gym and an old TV with a selection of video tapes.

The soldier says "Sir, you're telling me that I'm supposed to spend the next 12 months out here with just a gym and some movies to keep me entertained? There's no internet. There's no other entertainment. Hell, there not even any women!"

The commander replies: "Women? Oh, that's what the donkey is for" as he gestures to a donkey tied to a post in the middle of the base.

So the solider settles in, but after about 6 months, he's exercised in every way imaginable, and watched every movie they have at least 3 times apiece. He's going stir crazy, he's bored, and most of all, he's extremely horny.

So one night, in desperation, he sneaks out of his tent, drops his pants, and really lays it into the donkey. And eventually satiated, he returns to his bunk.

The next morning, during breakfast, he remarks to the base commander: "Y'know, sir. I initially though it was weird, and I tried to resist, but after 6 months I finally couldn't take it any more, so last night I finally fucked the donkey. And honestly, it wasn't as bad as I expected."

The commander, wide-eyed, exclaims: "You screwed the donkey?! Son, that's disgusting... You were supposed to ride it into town and find a whore!"

The old sheepherder told his rookie, "You've got lace-up boots. What you do is, you loosen 'em up, grab her hind legs and stuff 'em into your boots." The rookie, confused, said, "How am I gonna reach over to kiss her?" I can't think of shepherd's pie (a kind of meat/vegetable pot pie) without thinking of that joke.

Several years ago in Washington a woman hit a Beaver and stopped.
A guy ran up, dropped his pants and started going to pound town.
She was screaming at him what are you doing and his response was "It's a female "
The cops showed up and he was still going at it. Along with that charge he got possession of meth as well.[/QUOTE]

About the same time a man tried to mount a donkey and was kicked to death.Turned out there was a “club” of donkey swappers.

Hey! I was a drunk college kid! What gives you the right?

One of the best Grand Tour episodes ever.

May to Clarkson: "Your skin is flaking. You look like something found in a pyramid"

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