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In the words of Ferris Bueller....that is so "choice!"
 
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Oh stewardess,
I speak jive.
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Everytime I see one of those I think the same thing.
 
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My experience is that cast iron waffle plates cook a bit better than aluminum. But I have three brothers who are propeller heads (ie, computer nerds). I might have to get one and invite them for breakfast.




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Best review..."Alt+Ctrl+Del_Eat" Big Grin

Maybe it's just my warped side...but when I first saw it, my first thought was an old Helen Keller joke Big Grin


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Nom Nom Nom, shift, return.....
 
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You only live once, boss!
 
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You could make some QWERTY nice waffles...




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HA!

Do they have that in a Dvorak model?

I must own one of these before I die.

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Damn you SIGforum! This week began vacation by having to overnight new cell phone because mine kicked the bucket ($700.00). Then got back from vacation and computer crashed ($1,100.00). Plus vacation spending. Equals very expensive eight days. Now, I *need* a keyboard waffle iron, damn it!



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If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
 
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If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?


Um, flip the waffle over?

ETA: Ah, I see that won't work. Now I'm staring at my keyboard trying to think how to make that work. It might require a little more spacing between the keys and they won't be raised that much. Not really how waffles are pressed.
 
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If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
Don't you know how waffles work? Razz
 
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You can eat your words.

With butter and maple syrup.





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I honestly think I'm going to get this!



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Nope, not for me, just something to spill coffee on. Big Grin


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If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
Don't you know how waffles work? Razz
All them little holes hold yer buttery, syrupy goodness.


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I am holding out for an electric model.
 
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I'm waiting for the model with the Numeric keypad Roll Eyes

Waffles are a gift from the food gods - with real maple syrup and butter(after donuts...) - mmm good
 
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