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I don't need it but I want it: keyboard waffle iron

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August 28, 2017, 07:42 PM
parabellum
I don't need it but I want it: keyboard waffle iron
https://www.amazon.com/The-Key...eyboard+waffle+maker
August 28, 2017, 07:46 PM
bordeth
In the words of Ferris Bueller....that is so "choice!"
August 28, 2017, 07:48 PM
46and2
Everytime I see one of those I think the same thing.
August 28, 2017, 07:49 PM
Scoutmaster
My experience is that cast iron waffle plates cook a bit better than aluminum. But I have three brothers who are propeller heads (ie, computer nerds). I might have to get one and invite them for breakfast.




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August 28, 2017, 07:51 PM
Bisleyblackhawk
Best review..."Alt+Ctrl+Del_Eat" Big Grin

Maybe it's just my warped side...but when I first saw it, my first thought was an old Helen Keller joke Big Grin


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August 28, 2017, 07:52 PM
adobesig
Nom Nom Nom, shift, return.....
August 28, 2017, 09:32 PM
mod29
You only live once, boss!
August 28, 2017, 09:35 PM
sigmonkey
You could make some QWERTY nice waffles...




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August 28, 2017, 09:40 PM
H&K-Guy
HA!

Do they have that in a Dvorak model?

I must own one of these before I die.

H&K-Guy
August 28, 2017, 09:47 PM
Delmag Tech
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August 28, 2017, 09:48 PM
Skins2881
Damn you SIGforum! This week began vacation by having to overnight new cell phone because mine kicked the bucket ($700.00). Then got back from vacation and computer crashed ($1,100.00). Plus vacation spending. Equals very expensive eight days. Now, I *need* a keyboard waffle iron, damn it!



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
August 28, 2017, 09:49 PM
bcereuss
If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
August 29, 2017, 01:26 AM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?


Um, flip the waffle over?

ETA: Ah, I see that won't work. Now I'm staring at my keyboard trying to think how to make that work. It might require a little more spacing between the keys and they won't be raised that much. Not really how waffles are pressed.
August 29, 2017, 06:14 AM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
Don't you know how waffles work? Razz
August 29, 2017, 06:38 AM
Sig2340
You can eat your words.

With butter and maple syrup.





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August 29, 2017, 07:31 AM
JimTheo
I honestly think I'm going to get this!



I should be tall and rich too; That ain't gonna happen either
August 29, 2017, 07:35 AM
Sunset_Va
Nope, not for me, just something to spill coffee on. Big Grin


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August 29, 2017, 07:37 AM
parabellum
quote:
Originally posted by mark123:
quote:
Originally posted by bcereuss:
If they were making the effort to design this, couldn't they have made it so the waffle actually had raised keys-you know-like a real keyboard?
Don't you know how waffles work? Razz
All them little holes hold yer buttery, syrupy goodness.


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August 29, 2017, 08:00 AM
maxwayne
I am holding out for an electric model.
August 29, 2017, 08:04 AM
tiwimon
I'm waiting for the model with the Numeric keypad Roll Eyes

Waffles are a gift from the food gods - with real maple syrup and butter(after donuts...) - mmm good