Here's a girl who might need some new underwear...
<Turn up the volume before watching>
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March 18, 2017, 10:16 AM
2012BOSS302
Pretty funny, I would suggest they change their Welcome sign to - Warning: Dog will jump through this window
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March 18, 2017, 10:16 AM
12131
Wonder how many times the homeowner has had to buy new door.
Q
March 18, 2017, 10:16 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
They're lucky she wasn't hurt.
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March 18, 2017, 10:19 AM
mbinky
I think the dog was just as shocked at the woman.
March 18, 2017, 10:21 AM
Tailhook 84
"Get off my porch!"
"The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy."
March 18, 2017, 10:26 AM
P220 Smudge
Don't buy Jeld-Wen.
Man, that's totally an "oh shit, Dad is going to be SO mad!" look on the dog's face at the end, there.
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March 18, 2017, 11:02 AM
V-Tail
Good doggie!
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March 18, 2017, 11:09 AM
12131
And, on a more serious note, where the hell was that door made? In China?
Q
March 18, 2017, 11:13 AM
mcrimm
I had a friend that raised Newfoundlands. When the front door opened, A salesman saw a 150# dog next to a 120# woman and froze. He then said, "Does your dog bite?"
She said, "He doesn't bite me"
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March 18, 2017, 11:21 AM
cslinger
What's just as funny is you can almost see the ohhhh shit moment on the dogs face.
I bet his tail was between his legs when his owner got home. "I SWEAR.....the cat did it."
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March 18, 2017, 11:32 AM
darthfuster
...AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLSWORTHS!!!
You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier
March 18, 2017, 11:37 AM
V-Tail
quote:
Originally posted by mcrimm: I had a friend that raised Newfoundlands. When the front door opened, A salesman saw a 150# dog next to a 120# woman and froze. He then said, "Does your dog bite?"
She said, "He doesn't bite me"
My wife was a small-town girl. When we first got together, she moved to Chicago to join me.
She was walking in the park along the lakeshore, with Jesse Mastiff -- all 200+ pounds of him. A man approached and started to speak to my wife. Jesse turned sideways, placed his body between them, and started leaning on the man, using his weight to make the man move back, while making a low rumbling sound in his chest.
Man asked, "Does that dog bite?"
Wife replied, "Only on command."
Man apparently remembered a very important appointment on the other side of town.
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March 18, 2017, 11:52 AM
sigmonkey
When I was a kid, a Mastiff owned a friend's family.
He was like that about a lot of things, he would get between people and "lean" them where he wanted them to go, or not go, all the time not looking at you or acting as if you were even there.
It was funny.
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March 18, 2017, 12:21 PM
Ronin1069
quote:
a Mastiff owned a friend's family
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March 18, 2017, 12:25 PM
10X-Shooter
That was priceless.
March 18, 2017, 12:28 PM
BBMW
Door? Bad security. Dog? Good security. Seriously though, they need a better door.
When I was a kid, my sister's next door neighbor had a YUUUUGGGGGEEEEE German Shepard. I didn't know this. Someone said my sister was at the neighbor's, so I walk over there. I ring the doorbell, the neighbor opens the inner door, and the shepard lunges at the screen door to get to me. I was scared shitless for a second. Turns out the dog was ridiculously friendly, and just wanted to introduce itself (in the hyper ways a dog can.) Within five minutes I was playing the the shepard, and we were best friends.
March 18, 2017, 12:29 PM
ARman
I didn't see it, but I wonder if she left a trail?
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March 18, 2017, 12:46 PM
Icabod
She appears to ring the doorbell. Maybe twice? As she puts the paper into into the door, she's clearly peeping into the house. That's when the dog reacts. I'm not sure if she wasn't casing the house out. Let's see, nobody answered, looking inside I can see.... I doubt whoever hired her would condone this staring into the house.
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March 18, 2017, 12:52 PM
whododat
Solicitors are one of the reasons I leave our entry door open, when we are home, with the full view storm door locked. Not too many solicitors are truly motivated to knock on the door.