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Semper Fi - 1775 |
<Turn up the volume before watching> ___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | ||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Pretty funny, I would suggest they change their Welcome sign to - Warning: Dog will jump through this window Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
Wonder how many times the homeowner has had to buy new door. Q | |||
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Shaman |
They're lucky she wasn't hurt. He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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Glorious SPAM! |
I think the dog was just as shocked at the woman. | |||
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Character, above all else |
"Get off my porch!" "The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy." | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
Don't buy Jeld-Wen. Man, that's totally an "oh shit, Dad is going to be SO mad!" look on the dog's face at the end, there. ______________________________________________ Carthago delenda est | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Good doggie! הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
And, on a more serious note, where the hell was that door made? In China? Q | |||
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Member |
I had a friend that raised Newfoundlands. When the front door opened, A salesman saw a 150# dog next to a 120# woman and froze. He then said, "Does your dog bite?" She said, "He doesn't bite me" I'm sorry if I hurt you feelings when I called you stupid - I thought you already knew - Unknown ................................... When you have no future, you live in the past. " Sycamore Row" by John Grisham | |||
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E tan e epi tas |
What's just as funny is you can almost see the ohhhh shit moment on the dogs face. I bet his tail was between his legs when his owner got home. "I SWEAR.....the cat did it." "Guns are tools. The only weapon ever created was man." | |||
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delicately calloused |
...AND STAY OUT OF THE WOOLSWORTHS!!! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
My wife was a small-town girl. When we first got together, she moved to Chicago to join me. She was walking in the park along the lakeshore, with Jesse Mastiff -- all 200+ pounds of him. A man approached and started to speak to my wife. Jesse turned sideways, placed his body between them, and started leaning on the man, using his weight to make the man move back, while making a low rumbling sound in his chest. Man asked, "Does that dog bite?" Wife replied, "Only on command." Man apparently remembered a very important appointment on the other side of town. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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A Grateful American |
When I was a kid, a Mastiff owned a friend's family. He was like that about a lot of things, he would get between people and "lean" them where he wanted them to go, or not go, all the time not looking at you or acting as if you were even there. It was funny. "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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Semper Fi - 1775 |
___________________________ All it takes...is all you got. ____________________________ For those who have fought for it, Freedom has a flavor the protected will never know ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ | |||
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Now Serving 7.62 |
That was priceless. | |||
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Big Stack |
Door? Bad security. Dog? Good security. Seriously though, they need a better door. When I was a kid, my sister's next door neighbor had a YUUUUGGGGGEEEEE German Shepard. I didn't know this. Someone said my sister was at the neighbor's, so I walk over there. I ring the doorbell, the neighbor opens the inner door, and the shepard lunges at the screen door to get to me. I was scared shitless for a second. Turns out the dog was ridiculously friendly, and just wanted to introduce itself (in the hyper ways a dog can.) Within five minutes I was playing the the shepard, and we were best friends. | |||
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Member |
I didn't see it, but I wonder if she left a trail? ARman | |||
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Corgis Rock |
She appears to ring the doorbell. Maybe twice? As she puts the paper into into the door, she's clearly peeping into the house. That's when the dog reacts. I'm not sure if she wasn't casing the house out. Let's see, nobody answered, looking inside I can see.... I doubt whoever hired her would condone this staring into the house. “ The work of destruction is quick, easy and exhilarating; the work of creation is slow, laborious and dull. | |||
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Member |
Solicitors are one of the reasons I leave our entry door open, when we are home, with the full view storm door locked. Not too many solicitors are truly motivated to knock on the door. Because son, it is what you are supposed to do. | |||
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