A woman, cranky because her husband was late coming home again. She decided to leave a note - "I've had enough and have left you. Don't bother coming after me"

Then she hid under the bed to see his reaction.


After a short while the husband comes home. She could hear him in the kitchen before he comes into the bedroom. He enters, walks towards the dresser, & picks up the note.

After a few minutes he wrote something on it before picking up the phone & calling someone ; - "She's finally gone...yeah I know, about time, I'm coming to see you so put on that sexy french nightie. I love you...can't wait to see you...we'll do all the naughty things you like". He hung up, grabbed his keys, & left.

She heard the car drive off as she came out from under the bed. Seething with rage & with tears in her eyes she grabbed the note.

He'd written "I can see your feet. We're outta bread - back in 15 min."

That is terribly funny. Best laugh of the day.

So funny, even Mrs. Warhorse chuckled when I read it to her.

Stolen, thanks for the laugh.

Most excellent!

(This has been done before.)

A guy came home one evening and found a note from his wife on the refrigerator. It said, "It just isn't working. I'm leaving you." He opened the door, the light came on and the beer was still cold, so he didn't see what the problem was.