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October 03, 2023, 11:10 AM
Sig2340
A Florida Man story that is hilarious and filled with double entendres
quote:
FOXNEWS.com:Villages man, 77, faces hard time for stockpile of illegal ED drugs in retirement community

By Rebecca Rosenberg, Fox News
Published October 3, 2023 4:00am EDT


He's a hardened criminal.

A 77-year-old Florida man who starred in an award-winning documentary about the sprawling Villages retirement community is accused of trying to hawk $1,800 worth of black market erectile dysfunction drugs.

Reginald "Reggie" Kincer allegedly bought a slew of ED products – including Snovitra-20, Vilitra-20 and Kamagra Oral Jelly – with the intent to sell them locally and outside the Sunshine State, according to federal court papers.

The eccentric senior was featured, alongside his wife Anne, in the 2021 film "Some Kind Of Heaven," which focused on four unconventional residents of America's largest retirement community.

"The Villages have given Reggie an opportunity to grow in different ways," his wife can be heard saying in a trailer, as Kincer is shown performing martial arts exercises next to his golf cart.

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The latest federal charge alleges that Kincer obtained the illicit erectile dysfunction meds in October 2018.

It wasn't clear why it took nearly five years for the feds to charge him or whether the case is connected to the Homeland Security raid of the same year.

He faces a maximum of one year in prison and a $10,000 fine. Kincer did not immediately return a request for comment.


It took the fed.gov five years to charge him because it is a hard case, with stiff penalties. Cool





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Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 03, 2023, 11:17 AM
architect
To resurrect an outmoded phrase...looks like Reggie pulled a boner!
October 03, 2023, 11:23 AM
BigSwede
Facing hard time



October 03, 2023, 01:29 PM
HRK
quote:
It wasn't clear why it took nearly five years for the feds to charge him


If you case takes more than 4 years to bring charges you may want to see a doctor....
October 03, 2023, 02:53 PM
Jimineer
$1800. Whew, I’m glad the feds are on top of this.
October 03, 2023, 03:22 PM
fiasconva
Why did it take nearly five years?? I can see the feds now, "Let's see. He's 72 and taking a ton of erectile dysfunction drugs. He'll probably screw himself to death before we get around to charging him." Wink



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October 03, 2023, 04:43 PM
shovelhead
Naw, too easy to make the comment “he’s screwed” here.


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October 03, 2023, 04:48 PM
dsiets
quote:
Originally posted by HRK:
quote:
It wasn't clear why it took nearly five years for the feds to charge him


If you case takes more than 4 years to bring charges you may want to see a doctor....

Big Grin

He must not be into the spider venom.
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October 03, 2023, 04:58 PM
frayedends
I watched that documentary. He certainly was a strange dude. That documentary in general was bizarre and really painted the Villages as a depressing place, which it is nothing of the sort.




These go to eleven.
October 04, 2023, 12:45 AM
jimmy123x
There must be A LOT of HORNY seniors in the villages......I've read several stories of old folks getting arrested there for having sex in public and such. There's even a bunch of porn videos on pornhub from The Villages.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ple-sentenced-687591

another couple
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ic-sex-arrest-897041
October 04, 2023, 04:43 AM
frayedends
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
There must be A LOT of HORNY seniors in the villages......I've read several stories of old folks getting arrested there for having sex in public and such. There's even a bunch of porn videos on pornhub from The Villages.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ple-sentenced-687591

another couple
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ic-sex-arrest-897041


You realize the Villages is bigger than Manhattan? Over 150,000 residents currently. The first story wasn't in the Villages, just outside, and not Villages residents.

It is amazing how people paint a picture of an entire area based on a few weird stories.

I will admit though, there is a lot of drinking in the Villages, which can lead to these other things.




These go to eleven.
October 04, 2023, 06:56 AM
Sig2340
I believe we can all agree this was a dick move on his part.





Nice is overrated

"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
October 04, 2023, 07:03 AM
Krazeehorse
Those old guys take em to keep from rolling out of bed.


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October 05, 2023, 09:46 PM
jimmy123x
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
There must be A LOT of HORNY seniors in the villages......I've read several stories of old folks getting arrested there for having sex in public and such. There's even a bunch of porn videos on pornhub from The Villages.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ple-sentenced-687591

another couple
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ic-sex-arrest-897041


You realize the Villages is bigger than Manhattan? Over 150,000 residents currently. The first story wasn't in the Villages, just outside, and not Villages residents.

It is amazing how people paint a picture of an entire area based on a few weird stories.

I will admit though, there is a lot of drinking in the Villages, which can lead to these other things.


That’s nothing, the villages are tiny. I live in Pompano Beach, Broward county, we have 3.3 million residents and don’t have a single story of old folks doing crazy sexual stuff. Manhattan has 1.7 million residents
October 06, 2023, 12:53 AM
RichardC
Exquisite:

"Klemm’s arrest came four days after she settled a prior criminal case. Busted for DUI, she pleaded guilty to a reduced reckless driving count and was sentenced to a year’s probation. Klemm was driving a golf cart when she was busted in early-April."

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October 06, 2023, 04:05 AM
frayedends
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
quote:
Originally posted by frayedends:
quote:
Originally posted by jimmy123x:
There must be A LOT of HORNY seniors in the villages......I've read several stories of old folks getting arrested there for having sex in public and such. There's even a bunch of porn videos on pornhub from The Villages.

https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ple-sentenced-687591

another couple
https://www.thesmokinggun.com/...ic-sex-arrest-897041


You realize the Villages is bigger than Manhattan? Over 150,000 residents currently. The first story wasn't in the Villages, just outside, and not Villages residents.

It is amazing how people paint a picture of an entire area based on a few weird stories.

I will admit though, there is a lot of drinking in the Villages, which can lead to these other things.


That’s nothing, the villages are tiny. I live in Pompano Beach, Broward county, we have 3.3 million residents and don’t have a single story of old folks doing crazy sexual stuff. Manhattan has 1.7 million residents


Not sure where your numbers are from. The villages is about 33 square miles with 150K residents. Pampano Beach is about 25 sq miles with about 112K people. Of that only about 18% are over 65.

Not to mention of the 2 articles posted one was not villages residents, under 50, and happened just outside the Villages entrance.




These go to eleven.