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Spider venom may treat erectile dysfunction
A Brazilian spider may hold the key to curing erectile dysfunction.

A pharmaceutical company created a synthetic version of the wandering spider’s venom and says it’s getting good results in early testing.

The following testing phase will focus on patients who have had prostate removal.

If successful, the treatment could provide an alternative for those not responding to current medications.

But there’s a caution. A bite from the spider can cause pain and high blood pressure.

And to put it delicately, it may be too effective against erectile dysfunction.

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Bite me!


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A Brazilian spider

I'm picturing what swimsuit that spider is wearing and it's just not going to work for me.
 
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good lord.

the Brazilians just want to corner the Johnson spider market. just catch some spiders from your garage.

Then report back.




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More than spidy sense tingling there......


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Always wondered why I got so horny after cleaning the garage. Smile


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How did they get their first lead on this? Men showing up to the hospital with spider bites and…?
 
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How did they get their first lead on this? Men showing up to the hospital with spider bites and…?


The wandering spider is a known menace and resultant boners from bites have been out there for a long time.




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Gives new meaning to the term:

"Friendly neighborhood Spider-Man"




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Being bitten by a spider isn't likely to give me a Woody.


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Will be a slew of men in grocery stores sticking their dicks in the banana clusters.





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Well, at least your dick will get to be spiderman.
 
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Now premature webulation will be a thing.
I saw a cartoon related to that some years ago picturing Spider Man sitting on the side of the bed wearing nothing but his mask and holding his head in his hands. The woman was covered in "webulation" and saying, "Don't worry...it happens sometimes." Razz Razz

Searched, but I couldn't find it.



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spider dick
spider dick
doing whatever a spider dick does...
 
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I know what i have to do

I just don't think i have the strength to do it...





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