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SSgt was talking to a civilian and the civilian said, "you guys have weaponized ignorance". Holy shit I died...I'm stealing that. Sorry if yall have hear that before but I had not. 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | ||
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Freethinker |
Very good, but I can think of many people and organizations that I would apply it to before the Marines. “I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.” — The Wizard of Oz This life is a drill. It is only a drill. If it had been a real life, you would have been given instructions about where to go and what to do. | |||
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Of course, was simply the situation I witnessed today. 10 years to retirement! Just waiting! | |||
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Freethinker |
Well, I wasn’t being too serious either. It’s a great expression that I will remember as well. “I can’t give you brains, but I can give you a diploma.” — The Wizard of Oz This life is a drill. It is only a drill. If it had been a real life, you would have been given instructions about where to go and what to do. | |||
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Lead slingin' Parrot Head |
On a couple of occasions I've been known to say; "You wear your ignorance as if it was a shiny new suit". | |||
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Character, above all else |
The Naval Aviation version is "You can always tell a Marine, but you just can't tell him much." "The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy." | |||
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Which leads me to another, non-related funny line: How do you tell a vegan in a crowd? You don't have to, he tells you! Also works for Crossfit | |||
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They're after my Lucky Charms! |
A Vegan, a Crossfiter, and a Navy fighter pilot sit down at a table together. Who dominates the conversation? Lord, your ocean is so very large and my divos are so very f****d-up Dirt Sailors Unite! | |||
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The Main Thing Is Not To Get Excited |
^^^^ I don't know but I hope its the fighter pilot because they are invariably funnier than hell. _______________________ | |||
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