September 09, 2020, 10:15 AM
KrazeehorseHump day smile
In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population.
One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond.
The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen."
This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh_t in it."
The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English."
The rancher replied: "Use both hands."
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September 09, 2020, 10:22 AM
slabsides45
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September 09, 2020, 01:35 PM
Warhorse
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September 09, 2020, 06:34 PM
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September 09, 2020, 06:39 PM
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September 09, 2020, 06:39 PM
P-220Thank you for sharing.
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Steve
September 09, 2020, 06:52 PM
ersatzknarfOh, that's wonderful!!!
Wonder if they also say, "well, bless your heart" there, auf Deutsch?
September 09, 2020, 09:34 PM
SigFanSpit take!
Regards From Sunny Tucson,
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September 09, 2020, 09:45 PM
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