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In Texas there is a town called New Braunfels, where there is a large German-speaking population. One day, a local rancher driving down a country road noticed a man using his hand to drink water from the rancher's stock pond. The rancher rolled down the window and shouted: "Sehr angenehm! Trink das Wasser nicht. Die kuehe haben darein geschissen." This means: “Glad to meet you! Don't drink the water. The cows have sh_t in it." The man shouted back: "I'm from New York and just down here campaigning for Joe Biden. I can't understand you. Please speak in English." The rancher replied: "Use both hands." _____________________ Be careful what you tolerate. You are teaching people how to treat you. | ||
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Thank you for sharing. Niech Zyje P-220 Steve | |||
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Oh, that's wonderful!!! Wonder if they also say, "well, bless your heart" there, auf Deutsch? | |||
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