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Pirates of West Central Florida

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November 26, 2023, 02:46 PM
tigereye313
Pirates of West Central Florida
Big Grin
November 26, 2023, 02:52 PM
ZSMICHAEL
No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.
November 26, 2023, 03:04 PM
P220 Smudge
The thread itself is hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/flori..._while_on_the_water/


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November 26, 2023, 03:14 PM
MoosehornMan
quote:
Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.


^^^


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November 26, 2023, 03:33 PM
YooperSigs
I would have broke out my Blunderbuss and prepared to repel boarders before I surrendered my chicken fingers!


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November 26, 2023, 03:56 PM
jsbcody
You know, things like this are the whole reason for "marine grade" finished shotguns......just saying.
November 26, 2023, 05:09 PM
HRK
Gotta be fake, nobody gives up a half box of Publix chicken fingers without a fight!
November 26, 2023, 05:37 PM
2Adefender
They’s just some good ‘ol boys, never meaning no harm.


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November 26, 2023, 05:44 PM
trapper189
Pirates, not buccaneers? Hmm.
November 26, 2023, 06:21 PM
Skull Leader
Hoist up the thing, batten down the what's it; what's that thing spinning, somebody should stop it!
November 26, 2023, 07:53 PM
drill sgt
You should have repeled the boarding party by your weapons being stronger than theirs / taking them prisoners / then making them "walk the plank". ................................ drill sgt.
November 26, 2023, 08:01 PM
OKCGene
I saw a pirate one day.

It was odd, he had a steering wheel tucked into the front of his pants.

When I asked he replied "ARRRGGHHH matey, and it's driving me nuts too!"

Too much rum, I reckon.
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November 26, 2023, 09:14 PM
jbcummings
Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world.


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November 27, 2023, 02:30 AM
Blackmore
Are they preparing for Gasparilla already? It's not until the end of January.


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November 27, 2023, 07:54 AM
myrottiety
This is hilarious!



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November 27, 2023, 08:16 AM
Scooter123
I see your sword and I believe this 12 gauge trumps your sword. That's how I would respond to this type of foolishness.


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November 27, 2023, 08:55 AM
BOATTRASH1
While this is admittedly funny, I would not react well to any such vessel approaching me close aboard. First I would spool up to get away and if that didn't work then I'd do my best to swamp them with my wake. Last resort is to show weapons. I am well armed when travelling on the boat that I run. Stay the fuck away!