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No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis. | |||
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Frangas non Flectes |
The thread itself is hilarious. https://www.reddit.com/r/flori..._while_on_the_water/ ______________________________________________ “There are plenty of good reasons for fighting, but no good reason ever to hate without reservation, to imagine that God Almighty Himself hates with you, too.” | |||
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^^^ “Let us dare to read, think, speak and write.” John Adams | |||
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I would have broke out my Blunderbuss and prepared to repel boarders before I surrendered my chicken fingers! End of Earth: 2 Miles Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles | |||
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Never miss an opportunity to be Batman! |
You know, things like this are the whole reason for "marine grade" finished shotguns......just saying. | |||
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Thank you Very little |
Gotta be fake, nobody gives up a half box of Publix chicken fingers without a fight! | |||
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Chilihead and Barbeque Aficionado |
They’s just some good ‘ol boys, never meaning no harm. _________________________ 2nd Amendment Defender The Second Amendment is not about hunting or sport shooting. | |||
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Savor the limelight |
Pirates, not buccaneers? Hmm. | |||
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Help! Help! I'm being repressed! |
Hoist up the thing, batten down the what's it; what's that thing spinning, somebody should stop it! | |||
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drop and give me 20 pushups |
You should have repeled the boarding party by your weapons being stronger than theirs / taking them prisoners / then making them "walk the plank". ................................ drill sgt. | |||
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Dances With Tornados |
I saw a pirate one day. It was odd, he had a steering wheel tucked into the front of his pants. When I asked he replied "ARRRGGHHH matey, and it's driving me nuts too!" Too much rum, I reckon. . | |||
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Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world. ———- Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for thou art crunchy and taste good with catsup. | |||
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Are they preparing for Gasparilla already? It's not until the end of January. Harshest Dream, Reality | |||
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This is hilarious! Train how you intend to Fight Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat. | |||
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I see your sword and I believe this 12 gauge trumps your sword. That's how I would respond to this type of foolishness. I've stopped counting. | |||
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Altitude Minimum |
While this is admittedly funny, I would not react well to any such vessel approaching me close aboard. First I would spool up to get away and if that didn't work then I'd do my best to swamp them with my wake. Last resort is to show weapons. I am well armed when travelling on the boat that I run. Stay the fuck away! | |||
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