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Posts: 11433 | Location: Texas | Registered: January 29, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.
 
Posts: 17719 | Location: Stuck at home | Registered: January 02, 2015Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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The thread itself is hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/flori..._while_on_the_water/


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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.


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Posts: 350 | Location: Land of 10000 Taxes | Registered: March 19, 2022Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I would have broke out my Blunderbuss and prepared to repel boarders before I surrendered my chicken fingers!


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Upper Peninsula: 4 Miles
 
Posts: 16624 | Location: Marquette MI | Registered: July 08, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You know, things like this are the whole reason for "marine grade" finished shotguns......just saying.
 
Posts: 4119 | Location: St.Louis County MO | Registered: October 13, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Gotta be fake, nobody gives up a half box of Publix chicken fingers without a fight!
 
Posts: 24725 | Location: Gunshine State | Registered: November 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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They’s just some good ‘ol boys, never meaning no harm.


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Posts: 10577 | Location: FL | Registered: December 29, 2003Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Pirates, not buccaneers? Hmm.
 
Posts: 12125 | Location: SWFL | Registered: October 10, 2007Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I'm being repressed!

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Hoist up the thing, batten down the what's it; what's that thing spinning, somebody should stop it!
 
Posts: 11215 | Location: The Magnolia State | Registered: November 20, 2004Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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You should have repeled the boarding party by your weapons being stronger than theirs / taking them prisoners / then making them "walk the plank". ................................ drill sgt.
 
Posts: 2183 | Location: denham springs , la | Registered: October 19, 2019Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I saw a pirate one day.

It was odd, he had a steering wheel tucked into the front of his pants.

When I asked he replied "ARRRGGHHH matey, and it's driving me nuts too!"

Too much rum, I reckon.
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Posts: 12071 | Location: Near Hooker Oklahoma, closer to Slapout Oklahoma | Registered: October 26, 2009Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world.


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Posts: 4306 | Location: DFW | Registered: May 21, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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Are they preparing for Gasparilla already? It's not until the end of January.


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Posts: 3699 | Location: W. Central NH | Registered: October 05, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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This is hilarious!




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Remember - Training is not sparring. Sparring is not fighting. Fighting is not combat.
 
Posts: 8976 | Location: Woodstock, GA | Registered: August 04, 2005Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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I see your sword and I believe this 12 gauge trumps your sword. That's how I would respond to this type of foolishness.


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Posts: 5786 | Location: Michigan | Registered: November 07, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
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While this is admittedly funny, I would not react well to any such vessel approaching me close aboard. First I would spool up to get away and if that didn't work then I'd do my best to swamp them with my wake. Last resort is to show weapons. I am well armed when travelling on the boat that I run. Stay the fuck away!
 
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