No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.

The thread itself is hilarious.

https://www.reddit.com/r/flori..._while_on_the_water/

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Originally posted by ZSMICHAEL:
No. The Somali pirates settled in Minneapolis.

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I would have broke out my Blunderbuss and prepared to repel boarders before I surrendered my chicken fingers!

You know, things like this are the whole reason for "marine grade" finished shotguns......just saying.

Gotta be fake, nobody gives up a half box of Publix chicken fingers without a fight!

They’s just some good ‘ol boys, never meaning no harm.

Pirates, not buccaneers? Hmm.

Hoist up the thing, batten down the what's it; what's that thing spinning, somebody should stop it!

You should have repeled the boarding party by your weapons being stronger than theirs / taking them prisoners / then making them "walk the plank". ................................ drill sgt.

I saw a pirate one day.

It was odd, he had a steering wheel tucked into the front of his pants.

When I asked he replied "ARRRGGHHH matey, and it's driving me nuts too!"

Too much rum, I reckon.
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Yeah, rum is the reason pirates never ruled the world.

Are they preparing for Gasparilla already? It's not until the end of January.

This is hilarious!

I see your sword and I believe this 12 gauge trumps your sword. That's how I would respond to this type of foolishness.

While this is admittedly funny, I would not react well to any such vessel approaching me close aboard. First I would spool up to get away and if that didn't work then I'd do my best to swamp them with my wake. Last resort is to show weapons. I am well armed when travelling on the boat that I run. Stay the fuck away!