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In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.



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The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.


Well some of those trucks sit up pretty high, imagine her super high heels slipped on the running board and she fell face first into his lap.
 
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In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.





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Between this and the Seminole County deputy busting the Orlando PD speeder, I'd say the county sheriffs are earning their pay.


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Oh, like none of us have ever asked a helpful looking bystander for assistance with a stuck zipper emrgency. Roll Eyes


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It seems that a large number of high ranking Detroit office holders are involved in "big misunderstandings".
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So let me get this straight…

The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.


Right out of a 'Little Britain' sketch.



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Think how the prostitute feels. She preformed a sex act on a lying, cheating, piece-of-shit like that.


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I'm sure he was just doing research as any dedicated public servant would.


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I'm surprised he didn't say that he was counseling her on changing her ways and becoming a good upstanding citizen, and to thank him she bowed her head to pray....




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I believe precedent has been set, all he has to say is "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and he is good to go.




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Seems like he got caught with his pants down and maybe his hands on the cookie treats... Do not do the crime then you will not have to do the time. ................................................... drillsgt.
 
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So let me get this straight…

The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.

OK…that’s gonna make one helluva police report. Just sayin’…


In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.


Here I'm reminded of the old admonishment 'never do anything you wouldn't want a paramedic to see'.
 
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Bakery Counter Woman: Although, I could make exception.
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Maxwell Smart: I don't think we are on the same page.
 
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