Police commissioner caught in car with a prostitute. It's all just a "big misunderstanding."
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Originally posted by Rightwire: In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
July 14, 2023, 09:54 AM
HRK
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Originally posted by erj_pilot: The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.
Well some of those trucks sit up pretty high, imagine her super high heels slipped on the running board and she fell face first into his lap.
July 14, 2023, 09:59 AM
Infidel
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Originally posted by Rightwire: In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.
I hate offended people. They come in two flavours - huffy and whiny - and it's hard to know which is worst. The huffy ones are self-important, narcissistic authoritarians in love with the sound of their own booming disapproval, while the whiny, sparrowlike ones are so annoying and sickly and ill-equipped for life on Earth you just want to smack them round the head until they stop crying and grow up. - Charlie Brooker
July 14, 2023, 12:02 PM
Blackmore
Between this and the Seminole County deputy busting the Orlando PD speeder, I'd say the county sheriffs are earning their pay.
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July 14, 2023, 12:30 PM
RichardC
Oh, like none of us have ever asked a helpful looking bystander for assistance with a stuck zipper emrgency.
July 14, 2023, 12:54 PM
sig sailor
It seems that a large number of high ranking Detroit office holders are involved in "big misunderstandings". Rod
"Do not approach a bull from the front, a horse from the rear, or a fool from any direction." John Deacon, Author
I asked myself if I was crazy, and we all said no.
July 14, 2023, 04:33 PM
braillediver
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Originally posted by erj_pilot: So let me get this straight…
The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.
I'm surprised he didn't say that he was counseling her on changing her ways and becoming a good upstanding citizen, and to thank him she bowed her head to pray....
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July 14, 2023, 11:11 PM
egregore
"The Almighty, He put some livin' things on this earth so a man can eat." - Festus Haggen, Gunsmoke
July 14, 2023, 11:34 PM
Rightwire
I believe precedent has been set, all he has to say is "I did not have sexual relations with that woman" and he is good to go.
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343 - Never Forget
Its better to be Pavlov's dog than Schrodinger's cat
There are three types of mistakes; Those you learn from, those you suffer from, and those you don't survive.
July 15, 2023, 12:17 AM
drill sgt
Seems like he got caught with his pants down and maybe his hands on the cookie treats... Do not do the crime then you will not have to do the time. ................................................... drillsgt.
July 15, 2023, 03:31 AM
tacfoley
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Originally posted by Rightwire:
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Originally posted by erj_pilot: So let me get this straight…
The prostitute “tried to get in his truck”, she tripped/fell while attempting to do so, and her “oral area” landed on his penis, which coincidentally, had been “accidentally” exposed from the confines of his clothing.
OK…that’s gonna make one helluva police report. Just sayin’…
In my experience in emergency services, typically when people fall (oddly enough usually naked) things end up lodged in the southern orifice. It's always an accident and usually a misunderstanding on how it REALLY happened.
Here I'm reminded of the old admonishment 'never do anything you wouldn't want a paramedic to see'.
July 15, 2023, 04:19 AM
CQB60
He’s depraved on account he’s deprived. Not a good defense chief.
______________________________________________ Life is short. It’s shorter with the wrong gun…
July 15, 2023, 11:52 AM
Southern Rebel
From the TV series, "Get Smart" (anybody remember?)
Bakery Counter Woman: Free rugelach? Maxwell Smart: No thank you. I am here for something else. Bakery Counter Woman: Bread? Maxwell Smart: Something hot. Bakery Counter Woman: We have rolls that just came out. Maxwell Smart: Even hotter. Much, much hotter. Bakery Counter Woman: I already have boyfriend. Maxwell Smart: All right... Bakery Counter Woman: Although, I could make exception. Maxwell Smart: No, that's OK. Bakery Counter Woman: Sure? Flour sacks in back very comfortable. Maxwell Smart: I don't think we are on the same page.
