"Haji ate roadkill and smoked a pipe full of animal excrement. Local doctors said that he appeared to be healthy, despite his lack of hygiene."
Uh huh.
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October 25, 2022, 03:18 PM
229DAK
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and believed that he would get sick if he took a bath and that being clean harmed your health
I guess he was right after all.
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October 25, 2022, 03:38 PM
LBTRS
He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.
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October 25, 2022, 04:40 PM
Fenris
Chicks dig it.
Or not. <shrug>
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October 25, 2022, 04:53 PM
bald1
As soon as I read in the OP's quote what this character smoked, I immediately decided to forego opening that link.
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October 25, 2022, 06:12 PM
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October 25, 2022, 06:29 PM
bdylan
When the pipe full of animal excrement starts getting passed around, past time to leave the party! That bath probably killed him...got the bacteria out of balance.
October 25, 2022, 06:34 PM
parabellum
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Originally posted by bdylan: That bath probably killed him...got the bacteria out of balance.
October 25, 2022, 07:33 PM
LoboGunLeather
Thankfully, his neighbors cared enough to cause his death, all for his own good, of course.
We can learn from this. What can we learn? Be very selective about road kill? What is that stuff in your pipe?
Just when I thought I had it all figured out I started becoming confused all over again. Kamala Harris is from that part of the world originally, maybe she can explain it to us.
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October 25, 2022, 07:43 PM
cas
Woo-Hoo! I'm one step closer to #1!
October 25, 2022, 09:12 PM
Bulldog7972
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Originally posted by LBTRS: He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.
My grandfather died when he was 96 and smoked a cigar every day. And he took a bath every day and his cigar was made of tobacco not dog shit. Just sayin.
October 25, 2022, 09:26 PM
DoctorSolo
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Originally posted by Bulldog7972:
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Originally posted by LBTRS: He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.
My grandfather died when he was 96 and smoked a cigar every day. And he took a bath every day and his cigar was made of tobacco not dog shit. Just sayin.
October 25, 2022, 09:28 PM
wrightd
So much for dying with your boots on. I guess he forgot about that.
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October 25, 2022, 10:01 PM
Rightwire
It was the attempt at his next birthday that killed him.
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October 25, 2022, 11:32 PM
Sig2340
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… smoked a pipe full of animal excrement…
Now I know the origin of the expression “smoking really good shit.”
Nice is overrated
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October 26, 2022, 05:12 PM
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In the immortal words of one of the german soldiers in Steiner’s group (The Cross of Iron (1977)), bathing was unhealthy and keeping dirty had many advantages.
