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Can't make this stuff up:

https://www.jpost.com/health-a...lness/article-720582


"Haji ate roadkill and smoked a pipe full of animal excrement. Local doctors said that he appeared to be healthy, despite his lack of hygiene."

Uh huh.


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and believed that he would get sick if he took a bath and that being clean harmed your health
I guess he was right after all.


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He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.


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As soon as I read in the OP's quote what this character smoked, I immediately decided to forego opening that link. Roll Eyes



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When the pipe full of animal excrement starts getting passed around, past time to leave the party! That bath probably killed him...got the bacteria out of balance.
 
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That bath probably killed him...got the bacteria out of balance.
 
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Thankfully, his neighbors cared enough to cause his death, all for his own good, of course.

We can learn from this. What can we learn? Be very selective about road kill? What is that stuff in your pipe?

Just when I thought I had it all figured out I started becoming confused all over again. Kamala Harris is from that part of the world originally, maybe she can explain it to us.


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He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.


My grandfather died when he was 96 and smoked a cigar every day. And he took a bath every day and his cigar was made of tobacco not dog shit. Just sayin.
 
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He made it to 94 so he must have been doing something right. That's a lot longer than many of us will get.


My grandfather died when he was 96 and smoked a cigar every day. And he took a bath every day and his cigar was made of tobacco not dog shit. Just sayin.


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So much for dying with your boots on. I guess he forgot about that.




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It was the attempt at his next birthday that killed him.




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… smoked a pipe full of animal excrement…


Now I know the origin of the expression “smoking really good shit.”





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In the immortal words of one of the german soldiers in Steiner’s group (The Cross of Iron (1977)), bathing was unhealthy and keeping dirty had many advantages.

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