North Korea held a launch ceremony for a new 5,000-ton destroyer while Kim Jong-un was watching, but the ship had an accident and failed to launch properly, resulting in damage.
Kim Jong-un, embarrassed, strongly criticized the incident as an unacceptable crime and ordered restoration.
However, it is considered unusual that this was promptly reported not only to the outside but also to the North Korean people. Reporter Kim Se-hee investigated the reason.

My speculation:

So the ship failed to launch correctly. A few of the guys in charge will be tried and executed, and their families and generations of their families will be sentenced to hard labor.

To make up for the embarrassment, Kim fires cruise missiles into the sea.

Sounds like an average day in the Hermit Kingdom.

There are a lot of dead NORKS walking, for now.

"Well, the front fell off..."

Didn't a submarine sink in front of him too on its maiden voyage?

I thought these people would have risen up by now and just gone medieval on these creeps in charge but they seem to be deeply brainwashed and terrified.

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I thought these people would have risen up by now and just gone medieval on these creeps in charge but they seem to be deeply brainwashed and terrified.

Wait, are you talking about North Korea here? It sounded like most every post complaining about the Left in the U.S.

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Originally posted by PASig:
Didn't a submarine sink in front of him too on its maiden voyage?

I thought these people would have risen up by now and just gone medieval on these creeps in charge but they seem to be deeply brainwashed and terrified.

Difficult to launch an uprising when you're unarmed, brainwashing and fear probably play a role also.

How does one say ‘Vasa’ in Nork?

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Originally posted by sigmonkey:
"Well, the front fell off..."

Was the boat named the Flying Wasp?

Do those cruise missiles have the capability of having a payload about 6’x2’x1.5’ weighing about 200 pounds while keeping said payload “breathing” for the duration of the flight?
Just wondering how creative ol’ Kimmy is.

Somebody's gonna die...

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Originally posted by Rightwire:
Somebody's gonna die...

Oh, we know the WHY and the WHAT.
We don’t know the WHO and the HOW.

That fat lil fuck sure does have an interesting way of making his point.
Fed his Uncle to starving dogs.
Anti-aircraft guns at one of his ex-girlfriends at the wife’s request.
Someone else got blown up.

I think there’s going to be some openings in the NORK Navy real soon.

Admiral Something or Other gonna get strapped to a rocket.