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| Moving cash for money |
Place my obituary in every media source I can. "When in danger or in doubt, run in circles scream and shout" R.I.P. R.A.H. Ooga Chakka Hooga Hooga Ooga Chakka Hooga Hooga NRA Basic Rifle Instructor Red Cross First Aid/CPR/AED Adult/Child/Infant Instructor Red Cross Wilderness First Aid Instructor | |||
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A Grateful American |
#methree "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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So did it hit yet? If it doesn't hit today, is anyone going back to the store to buy more tickets? | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
I would write two obscenely large checks to go into escrow until the following goals are met: The rest of the money I'd just squander on guns, ammo, vacations, tailgaiting at Big Ten football games, charity, and taxes  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Oh stewardess, I speak jive.  |
Sorry guys, no free Boonkers this time... I didn't win a thing. | |||
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I got two numbers and the mega ball thing, looks like I made my money back at least. I guess doing doughnuts in my new Lambo isn't going to happen, maybe Friday. | |||
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| Stop Talking, Start Doing |
Where are the SC members at? Reports are saying a winning ticket was sold in SC. _______________ Mind. Over. Matter. | |||
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| It's not easy being me |
Ohhh, Damn. Probably my son-in-law, as he was at the Clemson game last weekend (He's a Clemson graduate. And, he's an Actuary, so he's a numbers guy......) Wait, I like him, he's a stand-up guy! Maybe I'm in luck!! _______________________________________ Flammable, Inflammable, or Nonflammable....... Hell, either it Flams or it doesn't!! (George Carlin) | |||
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Go Vols! |
Lucky for the winner, that state allows them to stay anonymous. | |||
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Tinker Sailor Soldier Pie |
Wait. I didn't win? This is bogus, man! ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Shoot!! I forgot to buy a ticket!! 1,600,000,000 dollars! All our hopes and dreams are smashed into the ground, shattered, pulverized and ground into the dirt! Some other lucky(unlucky?) soul now gets to deal with the drama and trauma. Oh well, maybe next time.  God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve! God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve! "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal Bob P239 40 S&W Endowment NRA Viet Nam '69-'70 | |||
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If the winner is like the other big lotto winners they will have told everyone they know and will be on a talk show tomorrow morning telling the rest of the world who they are. No one's life, liberty or property is safe while the legislature is in session.- Mark Twain | |||
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| Staring back from the abyss  |
Well...off to work I go. ________________________________________________________ "Great danger lies in the notion that we can reason with evil." Doug Patton. | |||
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| If you're gonna be a bear, be a Grizzly!  |
I'd make a lot of churches and organizations very happy. I'd take care of my family, and my wife's family. And then I'd disappear on a trip around the world. Maybe never come back. Here's to the sunny slopes of long ago. | |||
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I would like to buy about a dozen or so of some new midsize cars and have a demo derby! And then go back to being a little old man... I'm to far down the pike for meth or wild women so let me have that for excitement!  | |||
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| Big Stack |
I won!!! I won!!! $4. Oh well. | |||
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אַרְיֵה |
Hookers and blow? הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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The gypsy woman who sold me supposed winning numbers has not shown her face around here. Hmmm? EasyFire EasyFire [AT] zianet.com ---------------------------------- NRA Certified Pistol Instructor Colorado Concealed Handgun Permit Instructor Nationwide Agent for > US LawShield > https://www.texaslawshield.com...p.php?promo=ondemand CCW Safe > www.ccwsafe.com/CCHPI | |||
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Apparently the winner was right here in Simpsonville / Fountain Inn.. Good luck staying anonymous...already all over social media that the guy checked his ticket this morning after a work meeting and immediately hightailed it out of there! __________________________ But I, being poor, have only my dreams; I have spread my dreams under your feet; Tread softly because you tread on my dreams. | |||
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delicately calloused |
Wait...........you have to buy a ticket? NEWMAN! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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