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GWbiker
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Adult nursery rhyme....

Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a dollar and a quarter.

Jill came back with two and a half.

"ya think they went up for water?


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A man comes home and found his girlfriend packing up a big suitcase.

"Honey, where are you going?"

"I'm leaving you. I just found out you're a pedophile!"

"A pedophile? That's a big word for a 12 year old..."
 
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What has 300 legs and 7 teeth?


Front row of a Willie Nelson concert.


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Neighbor: "My dog has no nose"
Me: "How does she smell?"
Neighbor: "Bad!"


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A baby seal walks into a club...


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Kid: Mommy. Mommy. I don't want to see grandma.
Mom: Shut up and keep digging.



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Child - Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl.

Mother - Shut up, you know I flushed it an hour ago.


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Ya know what jokes about Dark Humor and kids with cancer have in common?
....They never get old.

What's worst than the Holocost?
....6 million Jews.

How do you get a Nun pregnant?
....dress her as an alter boy.


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Did you watch NBC this morning!!!

Yeah, so did Matt Lauer.


Big Grin

I chortled...



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Same guy in a pile of leaves?

Rustle


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A baby seal walks into a club...




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Ya know what jokes about Dark Humor and kids with cancer have in common?
....They never get old.

What's worst than the Holocost?
....6 million Jews.

How do you get a Nun pregnant?


....dress her as an alter boy.



How do you get a nun pregnant?

...Fuck Her


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