The Worlds Cruelist Joke Thread. An exercise in participation.
Adult nursery rhyme....
Jack and Jill went up the hill, each had a dollar and a quarter.
Jill came back with two and a half.
"ya think they went up for water?
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
December 10, 2017, 10:15 PM
Rawny
A man comes home and found his girlfriend packing up a big suitcase.
"Honey, where are you going?"
"I'm leaving you. I just found out you're a pedophile!"
"A pedophile? That's a big word for a 12 year old..."
December 10, 2017, 10:32 PM
sunburn
What has 300 legs and 7 teeth?
Front row of a Willie Nelson concert.
Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever.
December 10, 2017, 10:41 PM
cjevans
Neighbor: "My dog has no nose" Me: "How does she smell?" Neighbor: "Bad!"
We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin.
"If anyone in this country doesn't minimise their tax, they want their head read, because as a government, you are not spending it that well, that we should be donating extra...: Kerry Packer
SIGForum: the island of reality in an ocean of diarrhoea.
December 10, 2017, 10:49 PM
wildheartedson0105
A baby seal walks into a club...
_________________________________________ Dei. Familia. Patria. Victoria.
Don't back up, don't back down.
December 10, 2017, 11:20 PM
MitchbSC
Kid: Mommy. Mommy. I don't want to see grandma. Mom: Shut up and keep digging.
They don't think it be like it is, but it do.
December 10, 2017, 11:25 PM
GWbiker
Child - Mommy, Mommy, can I lick the bowl.
Mother - Shut up, you know I flushed it an hour ago.
********* "Some people are alive today because it's against the law to kill them".
December 10, 2017, 11:36 PM
heisrizn
Ya know what jokes about Dark Humor and kids with cancer have in common? ....They never get old.
What's worst than the Holocost? ....6 million Jews.
How do you get a Nun pregnant? ....dress her as an alter boy.
Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent.
December 11, 2017, 05:41 AM
tk13
quote:
Originally posted by JDHunz:
Same guy in a pile of leaves?
Rustle
What do you call him in 3 months? Pete.
December 11, 2017, 07:14 AM
Floyd D. Barber
quote:
Originally posted by wildheartedson0105: A baby seal walks into a club...
__________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon
It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver
NRA Life Member
December 11, 2017, 07:50 AM
imfrogman
quote:
Originally posted by heisrizn: Ya know what jokes about Dark Humor and kids with cancer have in common? ....They never get old.
What's worst than the Holocost? ....6 million Jews.
How do you get a Nun pregnant?
....dress her as an alter boy.
How do you get a nun pregnant?
...Fuck Her
NRA Life Member
December 11, 2017, 09:29 AM
Vanwall
Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day, Set a man on fire and he will be warm the rest of his life.
