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There is a world elsewhere |
so, Ruth Bader Ginsburg dies and everyone is mourning her death. There is a great gnashing of teeth as people try to see what President Trump will do in a country divided by political animosity. On the eve of the state funeral for Justice Ginsburg, a phone rings in the White House. A Secret Service agent wakes up an irritated President Trump who asks, "who the hell is calling in the middle of the night" "It's Hilary Clinton, Mr. President" "Oh....well, shit, why is she calling me?" The President takes the phone and says "Hilary?" "Yes Mr. President?" "So why are you calling me so late?" "Well, Mr. President, I know it is late, but the past few days, I've been pacing back and forth, trying to come to terms with what I should do to honor Justice Ginsburg" "Well, that's very noble of you, Hilary" "thank you, Mr, President. I just think it would be a great thing if we could show the rest of the country that we have moved past the whole Russia question, the elections and all that, just let bygones be bygones. "Well, Secretary Clinton, that would be HUUUGE, what did you have in mind"? "Mr. President, considering my background in politics and my previous career as a lawyer, I'd like offer to take Justice Ginburg's place." "Hmmmm, well, Hilary, it's kind of late, but I promise you, first thing in the morning, I'll give the undertaker a call and see what we can do" "Hello? Hello? Hilary, are you still there?"This message has been edited. Last edited by: Echtermetzger, A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. | ||
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Yeah I heard it before. | |||
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https://sigforum.com/eve/forums...935/m/8130046344/p/9 Check out the picture posted on June 28 at 12:02 am.  God's mercy: NOT getting what we deserve! God's grace: Getting what we DON'T deserve! "If the enemy is in range, so are you." - Infantry Journal Bob P239 40 S&W Endowment NRA Viet Nam '69-'70 | |||
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| There is a world elsewhere |
well shit, does the search function do memes? damn. serves me right for being gone for so long. A well balanced breakfast being necessary to the start of a healthy day, the right of the people to keep and eat food shall not be infringed. | |||
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Oriental Redneck |
The general rule is, if you're about to post a joke, stop and delete it. It's been posted before.  Q | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may |
It's still worth hearing again  ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Any day I can stop and contemplate hiLIARy dead and in a box is a good day in my book! What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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| Ammoholic |
This! I’ve seen it several times and at least smile, if not laugh out loud, every single time.  | |||
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delicately calloused |
Stop! You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Hop head  |
I was thinking this was going to be a Smith's \ Morrissey thread... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SckD99B51IA https://chandlersfirearms.com/chesterfield-armament/ | |||
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