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how about some "yo mama" jokes?
August 16, 2018, 08:05 PM
JohnVhow about some "yo mama" jokes?
Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out.
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August 16, 2018, 08:22 PM
OKCGeneYo momma so fat, her blood type is gravy.
August 16, 2018, 08:35 PM
Jimbo JonesYo momma so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of HER!
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It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves.
August 16, 2018, 08:45 PM
dusty3030Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down.
August 16, 2018, 09:26 PM
Twistquote:
Originally posted by Cliff:
Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm.
Holy Shit ROFLMAO!
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August 16, 2018, 09:34 PM
bertoYo momma so dumb she forgot the recipe for ice
Yo momma so old she farts dust
Yo momma house so dirty there’s roaches on the toilet seat singing “We are family”
August 16, 2018, 10:45 PM
preten2bNever understood why kids called yo mamma a 2-bit whore till someone called her that and she hit 'em in the head with a bag of quarters.
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August 16, 2018, 10:48 PM
EdmondYo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice.
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August 16, 2018, 11:58 PM
CNYTX11Yo mama like the trash collection, she been tossed to the curb after being filled up in every damn house on all the blocks in the city!
S&W M-66-2 (3")/ S&W M-65LS (3")/ S&W M-10 (2")/Colt Combat Commander Series 70
August 17, 2018, 02:20 AM
911BossYo momma so ugly yo daddy take her to work every day so he don hava kiss her good bye.
Yo momma so ugly her portraits hang themselves
Yo momma so nasty I got an ear infection from talkin to her on da phone
Yo momma so fat her shadow got stretch marks
Yo momma so fat I pictured her in my mind and bitch broke my neck
What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???
August 17, 2018, 06:14 AM
rsboloYo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in
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August 17, 2018, 08:40 AM
joel9507Yo momma so ugly that when she was born, the doc flipped her over and said, "Look! Twins!"
August 17, 2018, 12:24 PM
LimaCharlieChelsea Clinton - Yo Momma so dumb she lost a rigged election
U.S. Army, Retired
August 17, 2018, 12:25 PM
ScreamingCockatooYour momma so fat that your brother is in orbit around her
He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
August 17, 2018, 12:34 PM
Floyd D. BarberYo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.
Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.
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August 17, 2018, 12:43 PM
Sig2340Yo mama eat so much Stephen Hawking thinks she's a black hole.
Yo mama so fat four lard rendering plants made offers for her corpse.
Yo mama so fat she has a measurable gravitational field.
Yo mama so ugly Bill Clinton said "HELL NO!!"
Yo mama so ugly Anthony Weiner wouldn't send her a dick pic.
Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, global sea levels went up.
Yo mama so stupid she got elected to Congress.
Yo mama so fat she buys sunscreen in 55 gallon drums.
Nice is overrated
"It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government."
Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018
August 17, 2018, 03:47 PM
rusbroquote:
Originally posted by LimaCharlie:
Chelsea Clinton - Yo Momma so dumb she lost a rigged election
Seriously, politics?
August 17, 2018, 04:04 PM
Puckpilot78Yo mommas so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I said whatchu doin? She said, moving!
Mongo only pawn in game of life... August 17, 2018, 04:52 PM
Prefontainequote:
Originally posted by Floyd D. Barber:
Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld.
LMMFAO!
What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone
August 17, 2018, 05:16 PM
jhe888Yo momma so fat when you hang a picture of her the nail bends.
The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything.