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| Let's be careful out there |
Yo mama's so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs | ||
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I once knew a young lady who if someone gave her any lip, would respond, "Talk to Joe". Anyone foolish enough to inquire, "Joe who?", would get the response, "Joe Mama". | |||
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| Too soon old, Too late smart |
Yo mama walks around with a mattress on her back yelling curb service Yo mama so fat she got her own zip code _______________________________________ NRA Life Member Member Isaac Walton League I wouldn't let anyone do to me what I've done to myself | |||
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Your momma is so fat she has to iron her clothes in the driveway. ______________________________ “I'd like to know why well-educated idiots keep apologizing for lazy and complaining people who think the world owes them a living.” ― John Wayne | |||
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Yo mamma so old she was a cook at The Last Supper. | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
Yo mama so fat, Golden Corral has a sign; "capcity 200 people, or yo mama" yo mama so fat, when she go to the movies, she sits next to EVERYBODY | |||
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| More persistent than capable |
You were so ugly at birth the doctor slapped your mother. Lick the lollipop of mediocrity once and you suck forever. | |||
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is circumspective |
Yo Momma so fat, when she wear her Malcolm X jacket, helicopters try to land on her back. "We're all travelers in this world. From the sweet grass to the packing house. Birth 'til death. We travel between the eternities." | |||
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Yo mamma so ugly, the zoo put her picture in the monkey cage to keep the monkeys from jackin' off. | |||
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| The Velvet Voicebox |
Yo momma is so fat that Dora can't even explore her! Yo momma's so fat, her baby pictures were taken by satellite. Yo momma's so fat, her measurements are 36-24-26, and that's just her left arm. Yo momma's so fat, when she went to the beach, the whales sang, "We are family!" Your momma is so old when her breast milk comes out it's powder. Yo mama so fat, Dracula sucked her blood and got diabetes. Yo momma's so stupid she thought Taco Bell was the Mexican phone company. "All great things are simple, and many can be expressed in single words: freedom, justice, honor, duty, mercy, hope." --Sir Winston Churchill "The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens should also have guns. Otherwise they will win and the decent people will lose." --James Earl Jones | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
 Game Over.... What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Yo mommas so fat they're still looking for her bike. | |||
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Bad dog! |
Somebody tell yo mama to "Haul ass!" she has to make three trips. ______________________________________________________ "You get much farther with a kind word and a gun than with a kind word alone." | |||
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| Too soon old, too late smart |
Yo momma is so big she makes Shamoo look like a tic tac. | |||
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Yo momma so ugly, when she went to the plastic surgeon... He added a tail. | |||
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| Unapologetic Old School Curmudgeon  |
Damn! Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day | |||
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| Let's be careful out there |
yo mama so fat, when she gets a shoe shine, she has to take his word for it. yo mama so fat, her ass has its' own congressman | |||
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Yo momma so fat her belt size is equator. | |||
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Member |
LMAO. Never heard that one, lmao. What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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| Three Generations of Service  |
Day-um, 911Boss, that was COLD!   Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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