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Yo momma so fat when she sat on a rainbow skittles fell out. Posted from my iPhone. | |||
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| Dances With Tornados |
Yo momma so fat, her blood type is gravy. | |||
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Yo momma so hairy, Bigfoot take pictures of HER! --------------------------------------- It's like my brain's a tree and you're those little cookie elves. | |||
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Yo mama's teeth so yellow when she smiles cars slow down. | |||
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Holy Shit ROFLMAO! ___________________________ Not giving a damn since...whenever... | |||
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Yo momma so dumb she forgot the recipe for ice Yo momma so old she farts dust Yo momma house so dirty there’s roaches on the toilet seat singing “We are family” | |||
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| No ethanol! |
Never understood why kids called yo mamma a 2-bit whore till someone called her that and she hit 'em in the head with a bag of quarters. ------------------ The plural of anecdote is not data. -Frank Kotsonis | |||
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| I Am The Walrus |
Yo momma so fat, Thanos had to snap twice. _____________ | |||
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Yo mama like the trash collection, she been tossed to the curb after being filled up in every damn house on all the blocks in the city! S&W M-66-2 (3")/ S&W M-65LS (3")/ S&W M-10 (2")/Colt Combat Commander Series 70 | |||
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Told cops where to go for over 29 years… |
Yo momma so ugly yo daddy take her to work every day so he don hava kiss her good bye. Yo momma so ugly her portraits hang themselves Yo momma so nasty I got an ear infection from talkin to her on da phone Yo momma so fat her shadow got stretch marks Yo momma so fat I pictured her in my mind and bitch broke my neck What part of "...Shall not be infringed" don't you understand???  | |||
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Yo momma so fat when she goes to the beach the tide comes in ____________________________ Yes, Para does appreciate humor. | |||
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Don't Panic |
Yo momma so ugly that when she was born, the doc flipped her over and said, "Look! Twins!" | |||
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Chelsea Clinton - Yo Momma so dumb she lost a rigged election U.S. Army, Retired | |||
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Your momma so fat that your brother is in orbit around her  He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster. | |||
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Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way. Yo momma's so fat, she was baptized at SeaWorld. __________________________________________________________________________________ ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Always remember that others may hate you but those who hate you don't win unless you hate them. And then you destroy yourself. Richard M Nixon It's nice to be important, it's more important to be nice. Billy Joe Shaver NRA Life Member | |||
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Step by step walk the thousand mile road |
Yo mama eat so much Stephen Hawking thinks she's a black hole. Yo mama so fat four lard rendering plants made offers for her corpse. Yo mama so fat she has a measurable gravitational field. Yo mama so ugly Bill Clinton said "HELL NO!!" Yo mama so ugly Anthony Weiner wouldn't send her a dick pic. Yo mama so fat when she went to the beach, global sea levels went up. Yo mama so stupid she got elected to Congress. Yo mama so fat she buys sunscreen in 55 gallon drums. Nice is overrated "It's every freedom-loving individual's duty to lie to the government." Airsoftguy, June 29, 2018 | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Seriously, politics? | |||
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Yo mommas so poor I saw her kicking a can down the street. I said whatchu doin? She said, moving! Mongo only pawn in game of life... | |||
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LMMFAO! What am I doing? I'm talking to an empty telephone | |||
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| Little ray of sunshine  |
Yo momma so fat when you hang a picture of her the nail bends. The fish is mute, expressionless. The fish doesn't think because the fish knows everything. | |||
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