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CA Shark incident - We are going to need a bigger Kayak!

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October 09, 2019, 10:02 AM
Southflorida-law
CA Shark incident - We are going to need a bigger Kayak!
Yikes! Left behind 2 very large teeth.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-...-kayak-loses-2-teeth
October 09, 2019, 10:40 AM
arfmel
I think I would take up miniature golf
October 09, 2019, 10:49 AM
vinnybass
NOPE, NOPE, with a big'ol side of NOPE.

HELL NO!!! Look at the size of those teeth!


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October 09, 2019, 10:54 AM
YooperSigs
I read somewhere that a kayak, when viewed from below by a shark, resembles a seal.
Eek


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October 09, 2019, 11:29 AM
Hound Dog
Those teeth will make two AMAZING necklaces. . .


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October 09, 2019, 11:30 AM
erj_pilot


As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen. Big Grin


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October 09, 2019, 12:28 PM
arfmel
“As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen”

From the linked article:


October 09, 2019, 12:29 PM
Prefontaine
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


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October 09, 2019, 12:42 PM
sig2392
seals are proliferating, the sharks follow the seals.

We are protecting the seals, the sharks favorite food.

Where the food goes the sharks go.
October 09, 2019, 02:24 PM
tha1000
Where are the bite marks on the kayak? I want to see them.


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October 09, 2019, 02:32 PM
ptb351
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


My wife and I were on the Cape this summer. Walking along the beach, we saw easily 20 seals maybe 30-40 feet out in the water.
October 09, 2019, 03:39 PM
erj_pilot
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
“As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen”

From the linked article:

Well...OK. But I wanted pictures of the shark!! Wink


"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24
October 10, 2019, 08:56 AM
slabsides45
In unrelated news, California man posts on cleaning forums seeking advice for removing fecal stains from plastic surfaces....


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October 10, 2019, 10:39 AM
Rightwire
[Martin Lawrence Voice] " .... Yeah, a curious great white shark is all cute 'till it tries to bite yo' ass off while you sitting on a boat! Ain't so cute no mo' whudinit when you paddling you ass off to get away..... " [Martin Lawrence Voice]



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October 10, 2019, 11:09 AM
Jimbo Jones
In False Bay, South Africa, near Capetown, they are notably absent for several years, possibly having fled to get away from predatory orcas

https://www.sciencemag.org/new...ir-favorite-hangouts

quote:
Originally posted by ptb351:
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


My wife and I were on the Cape this summer. Walking along the beach, we saw easily 20 seals maybe 30-40 feet out in the water.



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October 10, 2019, 01:48 PM
mrmn50
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


Friends of Obama??
October 10, 2019, 02:01 PM
arfmel
quote:
Originally posted by mrmn50:
quote:
Originally posted by Prefontaine:
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


Friends of Obama??


Politics in non-political thread?