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Yikes! Left behind 2 very large teeth.

https://www.foxnews.com/great-...-kayak-loses-2-teeth
 
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NOPE, NOPE, with a big'ol side of NOPE.

HELL NO!!! Look at the size of those teeth!



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I read somewhere that a kayak, when viewed from below by a shark, resembles a seal.
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Those teeth will make two AMAZING necklaces. . .



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As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen. Big Grin



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“As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen”

From the linked article:

 
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They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.



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seals are proliferating, the sharks follow the seals.

We are protecting the seals, the sharks favorite food.

Where the food goes the sharks go.
 
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Where are the bite marks on the kayak? I want to see them.


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They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


My wife and I were on the Cape this summer. Walking along the beach, we saw easily 20 seals maybe 30-40 feet out in the water.
 
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“As an aside...pictures, or it didn't happen”

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Well...OK. But I wanted pictures of the shark!! Wink



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In unrelated news, California man posts on cleaning forums seeking advice for removing fecal stains from plastic surfaces....


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[Martin Lawrence Voice] " .... Yeah, a curious great white shark is all cute 'till it tries to bite yo' ass off while you sitting on a boat! Ain't so cute no mo' whudinit when you paddling you ass off to get away..... " [Martin Lawrence Voice]




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In False Bay, South Africa, near Capetown, they are notably absent for several years, possibly having fled to get away from predatory orcas

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Originally posted by Prefontaine:
They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


My wife and I were on the Cape this summer. Walking along the beach, we saw easily 20 seals maybe 30-40 feet out in the water.


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They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


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They are coming in at Cape Cod, all around the coasts in shallow water. Something with them has changed.


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