SIGforum
OK, I'm pretty cool but I'm no god.
June 22, 2022, 03:03 PM
mark123OK, I'm pretty cool but I'm no god.
My wife bought me a phone case that goes on my arm so that I don't have to keep setting it down and forgetting where I left it when we go to the gym. It arrived today and this is the packaging that it was in.

I'm glad they think a lot of me but that's a little hilarious.
June 22, 2022, 05:49 PM
maddy345Earlier today I think I spoke to the guy that wrote that. He was manning a call center outside the US for a US based company. What are the chances

ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
God bless the Motor Life Boat and the men & women that run them!
June 22, 2022, 06:02 PM
Johnny 3eaglesPlease to thank you very much.
Any dog can be a Guide Dog if you don't care where you're going.
NRA ENDOWMENT LIFE MEMBER
June 22, 2022, 06:57 PM
sigmonkeyMy oldest posted this today about "email updates on orders..."
"I am do not like so many order updates!






"
"
Order received!
Order confirmed!
We’re preparing your order!
A shipping label has been created for your order
Dave from shipping has taken your order down to the post office
Your order has been received by usps
Your order has left Indiana!
Your order has had a brief reroute and layover in Georgia (pls do not be alarmed)
Your order is sipping fancy drinks on the beach in Florida real quick
Your order is in transit
Your order has reached your local hub
Your order is out for delivery
Your order is in your delivery driver’s hands
They are walking to your front door right now
They are setting it down
Your order has been delivered
Did you receive your order?
Are you ready to review your order?
Can you send us pics of you and your order together?
Any chance you wanna maybe make another order?
Hello?"
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד June 22, 2022, 08:08 PM
heydrichMost of the companies over there are like this. Proof read? Hell no! Type and release!
Went round and round with lots of these companies over there.
“I'm fat because every time I do your girlfriend, she gives me a cookie”.
Is committed to helping increasing carbon emissions.
June 22, 2022, 08:16 PM
two-two-niner-romeoAll your cell are belong to us.
"Being miserable and treating other people like dirt is every New Yorker's God-given right!" - GhostBusters II
"You have all the tools you need. Don't blame them. Use them." - Dan Worrall
June 22, 2022, 08:20 PM
sigmonkeyYou have no chance to survive make your time.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד June 22, 2022, 08:50 PM
RobLewALL YOUR BASE...
...that I will support
and defend...
June 22, 2022, 08:51 PM
MikeinNC^^ I’m all about that bass
“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020
“ in my opinion, anything that we can do to trigger a potential aneurysm in a leftist is a good thing and worth doing” nhtagmember 2025 June 22, 2022, 09:47 PM
SilentWell their English is a whole lot better than my Chinese

Silent
June 22, 2022, 09:56 PM
sigmonkeyquote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass
...no treble.
"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא עוד June 22, 2022, 11:35 PM
kkinaquote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass
...no treble.
So you need a treble hook to catch a bass?

June 23, 2022, 02:06 AM
P220 SmudgeWE ARE DOING
______________________________________________
"If the truth shall kill them, let them die.”
Endeavoring to master the subtle art of the grapefruit spoon.
June 23, 2022, 12:35 PM
mark123quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
WE ARE DOING
We are.
