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OK, I'm pretty cool but I'm no god.

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June 22, 2022, 03:03 PM
mark123
OK, I'm pretty cool but I'm no god.
My wife bought me a phone case that goes on my arm so that I don't have to keep setting it down and forgetting where I left it when we go to the gym. It arrived today and this is the packaging that it was in.

Red Face

I'm glad they think a lot of me but that's a little hilarious.
June 22, 2022, 05:49 PM
maddy345
Earlier today I think I spoke to the guy that wrote that. He was manning a call center outside the US for a US based company. What are the chances Big Grin



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June 22, 2022, 06:02 PM
Johnny 3eagles
Please to thank you very much.



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If you're goin' through hell, keep on going.
Don't slow down. If you're scared don't show it.
You might get out before the devil even knows you're there.


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June 22, 2022, 06:57 PM
sigmonkey
My oldest posted this today about "email updates on orders..."

"I am do not like so many order updates! EekEekEekEekEekEek"

"Order received!
Order confirmed!
We’re preparing your order!
A shipping label has been created for your order
Dave from shipping has taken your order down to the post office
Your order has been received by usps
Your order has left Indiana!
Your order has had a brief reroute and layover in Georgia (pls do not be alarmed)
Your order is sipping fancy drinks on the beach in Florida real quick
Your order is in transit
Your order has reached your local hub
Your order is out for delivery
Your order is in your delivery driver’s hands
They are walking to your front door right now
They are setting it down
Your order has been delivered
Did you receive your order?
Are you ready to review your order?
Can you send us pics of you and your order together?
Any chance you wanna maybe make another order?
Hello?
"




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
June 22, 2022, 08:08 PM
heydrich
Most of the companies over there are like this. Proof read? Hell no! Type and release!
Went round and round with lots of these companies over there.


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June 22, 2022, 08:16 PM
two-two-niner-romeo
All your cell are belong to us.



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June 22, 2022, 08:20 PM
sigmonkey
You have no chance to survive make your time.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
June 22, 2022, 08:50 PM
RobLew
ALL YOUR BASE...


...that I will support
and defend...
June 22, 2022, 08:51 PM
MikeinNC
^^ I’m all about that bass



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June 22, 2022, 09:47 PM
Silent
Well their English is a whole lot better than my ChineseSmile

Silent
June 22, 2022, 09:56 PM
sigmonkey
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass


...no treble.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב!
June 22, 2022, 11:35 PM
kkina
quote:
Originally posted by sigmonkey:
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass


...no treble.

So you need a treble hook to catch a bass? Big Grin



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June 23, 2022, 02:06 AM
P220 Smudge
WE ARE DOING


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June 23, 2022, 12:35 PM
mark123
quote:
Originally posted by P220 Smudge:
WE ARE DOING
We are. Big Grin