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My wife bought me a phone case that goes on my arm so that I don't have to keep setting it down and forgetting where I left it when we go to the gym. It arrived today and this is the packaging that it was in.

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I'm glad they think a lot of me but that's a little hilarious.
 
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Earlier today I think I spoke to the guy that wrote that. He was manning a call center outside the US for a US based company. What are the chances Big Grin



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Bookers Bourbon
and a good cigar
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Please to thank you very much.



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My oldest posted this today about "email updates on orders..."

"I am do not like so many order updates! EekEekEekEekEekEek"

"Order received!
Order confirmed!
We’re preparing your order!
A shipping label has been created for your order
Dave from shipping has taken your order down to the post office
Your order has been received by usps
Your order has left Indiana!
Your order has had a brief reroute and layover in Georgia (pls do not be alarmed)
Your order is sipping fancy drinks on the beach in Florida real quick
Your order is in transit
Your order has reached your local hub
Your order is out for delivery
Your order is in your delivery driver’s hands
They are walking to your front door right now
They are setting it down
Your order has been delivered
Did you receive your order?
Are you ready to review your order?
Can you send us pics of you and your order together?
Any chance you wanna maybe make another order?
Hello?
"




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Most of the companies over there are like this. Proof read? Hell no! Type and release!
Went round and round with lots of these companies over there.


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All your cell are belong to us.



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You have no chance to survive make your time.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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ALL YOUR BASE...


...that I will support
and defend...
 
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^^ I’m all about that bass



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Well their English is a whole lot better than my ChineseSmile

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Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass


...no treble.




"the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" I could explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you.
 
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Originally posted by MikeinNC:
^^ I’m all about that bass


...no treble.

So you need a treble hook to catch a bass? Big Grin



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WE ARE DOING


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WE ARE DOING
We are. Big Grin
 
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