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I must be getting a C+ or a low B. I've made Jello Instant pudding six times, now. 3 times it was Perfect , Tre Elegant. but the other three times it had the consistency of thin gravy  I stir it consistently, I can't figure it out. Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | ||
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Maybe like I told my Granddaughter the other day (after "interesting" pancakes). You might want to start measuring the ingredients. | |||
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| I believe in the principle of Due Process  |
Whay kind of milk are you using? Corn bread has been my nemisis for a few years. Following the directions on the box resulted in flat, hard, lifeless, dry cornbread hugging the bottom of the baking dish. I fretted over it, consulted my sister and sister in law who are both Home Ec. Professors, measured precisely, recited encantations, swore oaths, tried during a full moon and no moon, wearing full regalia and plain clothes...... nothing seemed to work. One day, I used whole milk. That worked, fluffy, moist delightful cornbread. I had been using 1% milk. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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Not really from Vienna |
Is pudding appropriate for a diabetic? Maybe your pudding failures are caused by your Guardian Angel. | |||
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Hahahahahahaha This is too funny When I was little I wanted some jello so I was told to go make it by my mother. What it became was a refrigerated sweet colored water When I inquired on why I was asked “did you follow the direction?” To which I had a blank stare Thus for almost anything that didn’t turn out correctly the response is “if you follow the directions you get jello” ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Live today as if it may be your last and learn today as if you will live forever | |||
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| Big Stack |
Make sure the milk is REALLY cold. If the milk isn't cold enough the pudding won't have a firm enough consistency. | |||
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When all else fails, read the manual/directions as a last resort. | |||
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You're not adding enough rohypnol. ----------------------------------------------- What's the sense in working hard if you never get to play? | |||
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Political Cynic |
did you eat your meat? [B] Against ALL enemies, foreign and DOMESTIC | |||
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| Man Once Child Twice |
^^^^^^ You can’t have your pudding until you eat your meat!! | |||
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Win! | |||
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If you can get fresh homemade Buttermilk this will make even better cornbread. Same with Biscuits. SigP229R Harry Callahan "A man has got to know his limitations". Teddy Roosevelt "Talk soft carry a big stick" I Cor10: 13 "1611KJV" | |||
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Go Vols! |
Is it new pudding mix or some you found in the cabinet purchased in the 80s? | |||
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Chip away the stone |
Bernie recommends pudding cups. | |||
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That is a great line snwghst! Rolan Kraps SASS Regulator Gainesville, Georgia. NRA Range Safety Officer NRA Certified Instructor - Pistol / Personal Protection Inside the Home | |||
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Are you making "cooked" or instant pudding? "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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https://www.target.com/p/jell-...-4-6-oz/-/A-12985623 Bonnie won't eat it , and you might have me mixed up with another fat guy whole milk Safety, Situational Awareness and proficiency. Neck Ties, Hats and ammo brass, Never ,ever touch'em w/o asking first | |||
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Mom cooked 2 boxes of pudding with two (2) cans of evaporated milk (12 oz. each) and one (1) cup of whole milk for a total of 4 cups of milk. Perfect every time. Be sure to bring pudding to a bubbling boil for a couple of minutes before pouring into bowls or pie crust... "If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne "Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 | |||
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Drill Here, Drill Now |
Can someone translate the Jello brand pudding recipe into Bendablese for the man?  Ego is the anesthesia that deadens the pain of stupidity DISCLAIMER: These are the author's own personal views and do not represent the views of the author's employer. | |||
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| Not really from Vienna |
I was remembering a thread you started around Christmas wherein you expressed dismay about people giving gifts of sweets to a diabetic. Thought maybe both you and she were diabetic. | |||
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