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anyone else failing pudding?
March 31, 2018, 03:09 PM
bendableanyone else failing pudding?
I must be getting a C+ or a low B.
I've made Jello Instant pudding six times, now.
3 times it was Perfect , Tre Elegant.
but the other three times it had the consistency of thin gravy
I stir it consistently, I can't figure it out.
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March 31, 2018, 03:15 PM
Some ShotMaybe like I told my Granddaughter the other day (after "interesting" pancakes).
You might want to start measuring the ingredients.
March 31, 2018, 05:28 PM
JALLENWhay kind of milk are you using?
Corn bread has been my nemisis for a few years. Following the directions on the box resulted in flat, hard, lifeless, dry cornbread hugging the bottom of the baking dish.
I fretted over it, consulted my sister and sister in law who are both Home Ec. Professors, measured precisely, recited encantations, swore oaths, tried during a full moon and no moon, wearing full regalia and plain clothes...... nothing seemed to work.
One day, I used whole milk. That worked, fluffy, moist delightful cornbread. I had been using 1% milk.
Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me.
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arfmelIs pudding appropriate for a diabetic?
Maybe your pudding failures are caused by your Guardian Angel.
March 31, 2018, 08:02 PM
snwghstHahahahahahaha
This is too funny
When I was little I wanted some jello so I was told to go make it by my mother. What it became was a refrigerated sweet colored water
When I inquired on why I was asked “did you follow the direction?” To which I had a blank stare
Thus for almost anything that didn’t turn out correctly the response is “if you follow the directions you get jello”
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March 31, 2018, 08:17 PM
BBMWMake sure the milk is REALLY cold. If the milk isn't cold enough the pudding won't have a firm enough consistency.
March 31, 2018, 08:23 PM
NavyAgShooterWhen all else fails, read the manual/directions as a last resort.
March 31, 2018, 08:53 PM
GarandGuyYou're not adding enough rohypnol.
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March 31, 2018, 10:21 PM
nhtagmemberdid you eat your meat?
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March 31, 2018, 10:26 PM
Sigfest^^^^^^
You can’t have your pudding until you eat your meat!!
March 31, 2018, 10:48 PM
dsietsquote:
Originally posted by nhtagmember:
did you eat your meat?
Win!
April 01, 2018, 07:03 AM
SIG 229Rquote:
Originally posted by JALLEN:
Whay kind of milk are you using?
Corn bread has been my nemisis for a few years. Following the directions on the box resulted in flat, hard, lifeless, dry cornbread hugging the bottom of the baking dish.
I fretted over it, consulted my sister and sister in law who are both Home Ec. Professors, measured precisely, recited encantations, swore oaths, tried during a full moon and no moon, wearing full regalia and plain clothes...... nothing seemed to work.
One day, I used whole milk. That worked, fluffy, moist delightful cornbread. I had been using 1% milk.
If you can get fresh homemade Buttermilk this will make even better cornbread. Same with Biscuits.
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April 01, 2018, 08:06 AM
Oz_ShadowIs it new pudding mix or some you found in the cabinet purchased in the 80s?
April 01, 2018, 08:29 AM
rusbroBernie recommends pudding cups.
April 01, 2018, 08:51 AM
Rolan_Krapsquote:
Originally posted by snwghst:
Thus for almost anything that didn’t turn out correctly the response is “if you follow the directions you get jello”
That is a great line snwghst!
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April 01, 2018, 09:06 AM
erj_pilotAre you making "cooked" or instant pudding?
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bendablequote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Is pudding appropriate for a diabetic?
Maybe your pudding failures are caused by your Guardian Angel.
https://www.target.com/p/jell-...-4-6-oz/-/A-12985623Bonnie won't eat it , and you might have me mixed up with another fat guy
whole milk
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April 01, 2018, 11:44 AM
erj_pilotMom cooked 2 boxes of pudding with two (2) cans of evaporated milk (12 oz. each) and one (1) cup of whole milk for a total of 4 cups of milk. Perfect every time. Be sure to bring pudding to a bubbling boil for a couple of minutes before pouring into bowls or pie crust...
"If you’re a leader, you lead the way. Not just on the easy ones; you take the tough ones too…” – MAJ Richard D. Winters (1918-2011), E Company, 2nd Battalion, 506th Parachute Infantry Regiment, 101st Airborne
"Woe to those who call evil good, and good evil... Therefore, as tongues of fire lick up straw and as dry grass sinks down in the flames, so their roots will decay and their flowers blow away like dust; for they have rejected the law of the Lord Almighty and spurned the word of the Holy One of Israel." - Isaiah 5:20,24 April 01, 2018, 11:51 AM
tatortoddquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Is pudding appropriate for a diabetic?
Maybe your pudding failures are caused by your Guardian Angel.
https://www.target.com/p/jell-...-4-6-oz/-/A-12985623Bonnie won't eat it , and you might have me mixed up with another fat guy
Can someone translate the Jello brand pudding recipe into Bendablese for the man?
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arfmelquote:
Originally posted by bendable:
quote:
Originally posted by arfmel:
Is pudding appropriate for a diabetic?
Maybe your pudding failures are caused by your Guardian Angel.
https://www.target.com/p/jell-...-4-6-oz/-/A-12985623Bonnie won't eat it , and you might have me mixed up with another fat guy
whole milk
I was remembering a thread you started around Christmas wherein you expressed dismay about people giving gifts of sweets to a diabetic. Thought maybe both you and she were diabetic.