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Who wants one?

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June 25, 2019, 09:40 AM
TexasScrub
Who wants one?
I'll do it, but I get to wear a nice suit and comfy shoes. I always wanted to be buried in a nice suit and mom said always wear comfy shoes.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
June 25, 2019, 09:40 AM
MikeinNC
How do you land?



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June 25, 2019, 09:41 AM
SevenPlusOne
Nice, but I think you need a nice broomhandle Mauser to go with it, if you want to fight Nazis on Zeppelins though.



"Ninja kick the damn rabbit"
June 25, 2019, 09:45 AM
Jimbo54
quote:
Originally posted by MikeinNC:
How do you land?


Violently in some cases I would think with a bloody hole in the ground to mark your attempt.

Jim


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June 25, 2019, 10:57 AM
apprentice
*Raises hand* I want one!
As for the how do you land questions, looks like a parachute rig in the middle of his back.

Any clues on purchase price and operating expense?
June 25, 2019, 11:21 AM
Skins2881
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
Isn't it hard to breathe flying at 250mph in the open air?

flashguy
(motor59, regarding your signature: an engineer would look at that glass and say the glass was twice as big as it needed to be. . . .)


As a non engineer, I'd say why did they only design this stupid cup to hold half a glass of water, I'm thirsty and want a full cup.



Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
June 25, 2019, 12:30 PM
ChuckWall
quote:
Originally posted by Ripley:



Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7yFbrHYamI


A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom. Suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield

The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?

The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug, Honey.

The little girl sits quietly for a while, before exclaiming: It sure had a big dick.


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June 25, 2019, 02:37 PM
H&K-Guy
Nope. And hell nope. With a double side order of nope, smothered in nope sauce.

H&K-Guy
June 25, 2019, 02:40 PM
bobtheelf
I won't be a beta tester, but I would love to once the bugs are worked out.