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TexasScrub
Short. Fat. Bald.
Costanzaesque.


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I'll do it, but I get to wear a nice suit and comfy shoes. I always wanted to be buried in a nice suit and mom said always wear comfy shoes.


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He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries.
 
Posts: 2061 | Location: Victoria, TX | Registered: February 11, 2012Reply With QuoteReport This Post
MikeinNC
semi-reformed sailor
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How do you land?


"Violence, naked force, has settled more issues in history than has any other factor.” Robert A. Heinlein

“You may beat me, but you will never win.” sigmonkey-2020

“A single round of buckshot to the torso almost always results in an immediate change of behavior.” Chris Baker
 
Posts: 11571 | Location: Temple, Texas! | Registered: October 07, 2006Reply With QuoteReport This Post
SevenPlusOne
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Nice, but I think you need a nice broomhandle Mauser to go with it, if you want to fight Nazis on Zeppelins though.


"Ninja kick the damn rabbit"
 
Posts: 4651 | Location: Oklahoma | Registered: October 11, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
Jimbo54
Crusty old
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Originally posted by MikeinNC:
How do you land?


Violently in some cases I would think with a bloody hole in the ground to mark your attempt.

Jim


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Posts: 9791 | Location: The right side of Washington State | Registered: September 14, 2008Reply With QuoteReport This Post
apprentice
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*Raises hand* I want one!
As for the how do you land questions, looks like a parachute rig in the middle of his back.

Any clues on purchase price and operating expense?
 
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Skins2881
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Originally posted by flashguy:
Isn't it hard to breathe flying at 250mph in the open air?

flashguy
(motor59, regarding your signature: an engineer would look at that glass and say the glass was twice as big as it needed to be. . . .)


As a non engineer, I'd say why did they only design this stupid cup to hold half a glass of water, I'm thirsty and want a full cup.


Jesse

Sic Semper Tyrannis
 
Posts: 21338 | Location: Loudoun County, Virginia | Registered: December 27, 2014Reply With QuoteReport This Post
ChuckWall
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Originally posted by Ripley:



Link to original video: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c7yFbrHYamI


A little girl is riding along the highway with her mom. Suddenly a dildo falls off the truck in front of them and hits the windshield

The little girl asks: Mommy, what was that?

The mom, not wanting her little girl to know about sex yet, answers: It was just a bug, Honey.

The little girl sits quietly for a while, before exclaiming: It sure had a big dick.


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H&K-Guy
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Nope. And hell nope. With a double side order of nope, smothered in nope sauce.

H&K-Guy
 
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bobtheelf
Do the next
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I won't be a beta tester, but I would love to once the bugs are worked out.
 
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