Tell him you hired the Gorilla as a subcontractor to do some remodeling work. It's the last time anyone there will ever see the Gorilla.

Our experience is with spiders. The 45-70 sounds like a good option. Seriously, I think you have it covered with the Gorilla spray.

He probably heard loud farting noises in that bathroom and concluded it was a Gorilla grunting when in fact it just the results of a meal heavy in beans and cabbage. You can probably keep this problem from repeating itself by changing your diet.

There's nothing there in the dark that isn't there in the light.



'Ceptin' maybe FREAKING CUJO!!!!!!



Hope this helps.

My daughter around early 7 had one night where she had some “clown in my closet” trepidation. My wife looks at her and says “Daddy hates clowns if he finds one in your closet he’ll shoot it.” My daughter thinks for a second and goes “yeah your right, that’s fair” and off to bed she went.

Poor kid, sorry he’s going through this. Sounds like what you’re doing is working. I would try to avoid putting lights in his room, if possible. Someone suggested a night light in the bathroom, I think that sounds like a good idea—heck we have one in the bathroom so we don’t break our neck tripping over the bathroom scale my wife leaves in the walkway

Tell him, “Four-year-old boys ‘own’ the night.”

I've watched plenty of scary movies where scary shit presents themselves to children, and the adults don't believe the children until it's too late...

Nerf Claymores?

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Originally posted by Aeteocles:
I've watched plenty of scary movies where scary shit presents themselves to children, and the adults don't believe the children until it's too late...

Great. Now I'M thinking about that damn gorilla.

Just to be sure, install an IR trail camera

I made daughter-chan a monster whacker.

It was a turned piece of wood with a long end, a narrow section, and a short end.

The instructions were:

If you encounter a small monster, hit it with the small (i.e., short) end.

If you encounter a big monster, hit it with the big end.

If you encounter a medium monster, hit it with the big end because it can take care of big monsters, so medium monsters don't stand a chance.

She still has it by her bed.

^^^ Sounds like my sister. 30 and keeps an aluminum bat by the bed.

I like the claymore idea, but honestly it sounds like what you did is working. Why mess with success?