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My 4 year old is convinced there is a gorilla in the bathroom across from his bedroom so he is terrified when he wakes up in the middle of the night and it is hours until he falls back asleep. We have been dealing with this for awhile but he has said he does not want to be alone but it seemed to be more than that. So tonight he told us about the gorilla. We showed him there is no gorilla but he said it only is there when we are asleep. So we mixed up a little fabric softener and water in a spray bottle, called it gorilla spray, and sprayed a barrier around his room and a little on his bed. He went to sleep pretty quickly and asked us to leave the hall light on. Any other suggestions on dealing with the gorilla in the bathroom? ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | ||
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Lock his door. Kids that age will try all sorts of antics to stay up, sleep with Mom and Dad, you name it. Try the kiddie gloves things, but if it fails... | |||
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It's not you, it's me. ![]() |
If I thought there was a gorilla in my closet, I'd prefer a large caliber rifle...not spray! ![]() | |||
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Green grass and high tides ![]() |
You need to let him know and show him that his is a "Good Gorilla". There to protect him and you. He is your friend and nothing to be afraid of. "Practice like you want to play in the game" | |||
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It's not you, it's me. ![]() |
Trip wires, and gorilla traps would work too. P.S. Make him a large caliber rifle | |||
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It's not you, it's me. ![]() |
Maybe leave a "poisoned banana"? Haha, btw, about to have our first kid...a boy. Just thinking of ways I'd handle it. | |||
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![]() _____________________________________________ I may be a bad person, but at least I use my turn signal. | |||
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No question, Marlin lever in 45-70. Don't suppose you have access to a claymore... As long as he's good with the spray, I'd say you empowered him, which is really what he needed. Good job Dad. | |||
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I believe in the principle of Due Process ![]() |
When we were very little, my younger brother was afraid to go in a dark room, where there were bears. I took a sheet of paper and a pencil, scribbled out a note and gave it to him. “If you see a bear, give this to him. It says, ‘Dear Bear, please don’t eat my brother.’” This worked like a charm. It’s been nearly 70 years. He couldn’t read then, but it didn't matter because I couldn’t write. He hasn’t been afraid of the dark since, the bears left him alone, and now he does my taxes. Luckily, I have enough willpower to control the driving ambition that rages within me. When you had the votes, we did things your way. Now, we have the votes and you will be doing things our way. This lesson in political reality from Lyndon B. Johnson "Some things are apparent. Where government moves in, community retreats, civil society disintegrates and our ability to control our own destiny atrophies. The result is: families under siege; war in the streets; unapologetic expropriation of property; the precipitous decline of the rule of law; the rapid rise of corruption; the loss of civility and the triumph of deceit. The result is a debased, debauched culture which finds moral depravity entertaining and virtue contemptible." - Justice Janice Rogers Brown | |||
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Plowing straight ahead come what may![]() |
You might try a trick we used when my grandson spent the stayed with us when he was little...he feared the generic "monster" which lived in the closet/under the bed/hallway...you know, wherever "monsters" hang out when the lights go off at bedtime. My wife had a green LED "palm tree" shaped nightlight which she put in the guest room where he stayed when he with us...She told him "monsters" are afraid of green light (both of us reinforced this monster/green light repel thing during the day)...after a few days/nights he was assured when the green LED was in the room he was free from random "monster" threats ![]() He's seven now and both he and my six year old granddaughter still request the green "monster" light when they spend the night ![]() This...or M18 Claymores ![]() ******************************************************** "we've gotta roll with the punches, learn to play all of our hunches Making the best of what ever comes our way Forget that blind ambition and learn to trust your intuition Plowing straight ahead come what may And theres a cowboy in the jungle" Jimmy Buffet | |||
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Present him this shirt, tell him the gorilla's name was Harambe, and that he's gone to be with gorilla Jesus. ![]() ![]() | |||
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Easy, spread legos all over the floor. You’re a lying dog-faced pony soldier | |||
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Slayer of Agapanthus |
I am just relieved that you did not have to harvest any gorilla glands. "It is only with the heart that one can see rightly; what is essential is invisible to the eye". The Little Prince, Antoine de Saint-Exupery, pilot and author, lost on mission, July 1944, Med Theatre. | |||
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My wife and I only have experience with alligators. "You can take your pistol and stick it so far up your ass, the muzzle of it is visible when you cough." | |||
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She's still afraid you'll throw her to them when you;re are the zoo, huh? Try to do it once and it scars them for life.... Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it. "If dogs don't go to Heaven, I want to go where they go" Will Rogers The definition of the words we used, carry a meaning of their own... | |||
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Night light in the bathroom? | |||
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"The deals you miss don’t hurt you”-B.D. Raney Sr. |
With my youngest girl it was monsters under the bed. I made up a long, multi-night story about the princesses of Upperbed and Lowerbed (my girls have bunk beds) and how their kingdoms were beset by the Monsters of Underbed. However the Valiant Armies of Prince Downthehall (their older brother) poured into a massive battle in The Valley of Stinky Sneakers and drove the Monsters of Underbed far into the nether regions beyond the tree line of Pasttheyard. | |||
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Tell him, “don’t worry – gorillas will only get children who don’t listen to their parents.” | |||
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The gorilla is there to guard you from the big scary monsters that EAT little boys. That should handle his fear of gorillas. Now you have to make a bottle of spray for the big scary monsters. הרחפת שלי מלאה בצלופחים | |||
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Raised Hands Surround Us Three Nails To Protect Us ![]() |
He slept past 3am which is huge. Got him back asleep and when the little bro woke up at 6:45 he told him all about the Gorilla Spray and how it worked. ———————————————— The world's not perfect, but it's not that bad. If we got each other, and that's all we have. I will be your brother, and I'll hold your hand. You should know I'll be there for you! | |||
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