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OOOPS https://nypost.com/2023/11/13/...ewalk-how-to-see-it/ Skywatchers and stargazers might see something new among the stars, planets and galaxies. Two NASA astronauts, Jasmin Moghbeli and Loral O’Hara, were conducting the first all-female spacewalk outside the International Space Station (ISS) on Nov. 2 when a tool bag slipped, according to Space.com. Moghbeli and O’Hara finished their spacewalk after six hours and 42 minutes, NASA said. One of their main objectives was to do maintenance on the ISS, working on the station’s solar arrays which track the sun and generate electricity to power the station. Thankfully, the tools weren’t needed for the rest of the tasks. “Mission Control analyzed the bag’s trajectory and determined that risk of recontacting the station is low and that the onboard crew and space station are safe with no action required,” NASA said. The tool bag is now “inadvertently lost,” the space agency said on its official blog, and flight controllers were able to spot the bag using external station cameras. ________________________ God spelled backwards is dog | ||
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If they are like my wife, the only tools they would need are a butter knife and a pair of pliers. | |||
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I'll use the Red Key |
Like the tool bag, these two are slightly less bright than Uranus. Donald Trump is not a politician, he is a leader, politicians are a dime a dozen, leaders are priceless. | |||
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So, which one gets the statement of charges for the lost tools? _________________________________________________________________________ “A man’s treatment of a dog is no indication of the man’s nature, but his treatment of a cat is. It is the crucial test. None but the humane treat a cat well.” -- Mark Twain, 1902 | |||
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So it was really $20 husky tool bag from lowes that the .gov contractor marked up to make sure the 5 retired generals on the payroll all got paid ? | |||
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There is probably a Star Trek joke in there somewhere. | |||
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Short. Fat. Bald. Costanzaesque. |
After they'd spent all that time at the mall finding the right shoes to match their bag. ___________________________ He looked like an accountant or a serial-killer type. Definitely one of the service industries. | |||
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Get my pies outta the oven! |
Were they both too busy taking Space selfies for Space Instagram to notice the damn tool bag floating away? | |||
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Keeping the economy moving since 1964 |
Them tool bags is slippery! ----------------------- You can't fall off the floor. | |||
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The only tool bag they should be allowed to carry contains Lancôme, ESTÉE LAUDER and Revlon stuff. Oh, and a mayo spreader. Lol. Q | |||
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Character, above all else |
Almost 15 years to the day this happened again. "The Truth, when first uttered, is always considered heresy." | |||
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Director of NASA: "I knew we shouldn't have put a 10mm socket in the CTK!" (CTK = Consolidated Tool Kit) "the meaning of life, is to give life meaning" ✡ Ani Yehudi אני יהודי Le'olam lo shuv לעולם לא שוב! | |||
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His diet consists of black coffee, and sarcasm. |
Was the bag full of Snap-on Tools? | |||
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Three Generations of Service |
I see what you did there... Be careful when following the masses. Sometimes the M is silent. | |||
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Eh, during STS-88 (Shuttle mission when they assembled to first two segments of ISS) Ross & Newman lost a bunch of tools. Other astronauts that had done EVA's ragged on Jerry about that for years. They'd see him in his office, drop something on the floor and exclaim "Oh shit I Rossed it!" _______________________ “The only power any government has is the power to crack down on criminals. Well, when there aren't enough criminals, one makes them. One declares so many things to be a crime that it becomes impossible for men to live without breaking laws.” Ayn Rand “If we relinquish our rights because of fear, what is it exactly, then, we are fighting for?” Sen. Rand Paul | |||
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My wife gets by with only her personal pliers. __________________________________________________ If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit! Sigs Owned - A Bunch | |||
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Well, look at it this way: Now they have an excuse to go shopping for a new bag that matches their shoes. | |||
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Exactly! If these items, and their cell phone were in that bag, no way was it getting lost! ______________________________________________________________________ "When its time to shoot, shoot. Dont talk!" “What the government is good at is collecting taxes, taking away your freedoms and killing people. It’s not good at much else.” —Author Tom Clancy | |||
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thin skin can't win |
Are they rusty and dirt-caked yet? You only have integrity once. - imprezaguy02 | |||
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