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Well, Kim Jong Un said "I'm gonna make war
I'll show ol' Trump that this'll
Make him see I'm king of the world," but
FLOP went his missle!

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/new...h-missile-fails.html
 
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Hermit kingdom be making the Chicoms nervous these days as well.


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Thankfully, this new ICBM only seems to have a maximum effective range of approximately 37 feet. Razz If you look really close, the label says 'ACME.'


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Maybe he'll nuke himself.
 
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Thankfully, this new ICBM only seems to have a maximum effective range of approximately 37 feet. Razz If you look really close, the label says 'ACME.'


And "MADE IN CHINA" on the back!


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I wonder if trump and china lasered the damn thin during take off.
 
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The missile blew up, and the engineers and technicians who designed it, built it. launched it, saw their own lives go up in smoke.


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I wonder if trump and china lasered the damn thin during take off.

More likely they hacked into the control system and blew it up on the launch pad.
 
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Wonder how many of his scientist's will be executed for that boo boo.
 
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You have to wonder how much of a hand China has in these little mishaps. At the end of the day China's economy relies pretty heavily on the western world and Lil' Kim popping of nuclear fireworks cannot be good for business.

I have a feeling some of the late night calls to China go something like this. "Sighhhhh, again? Ok we got this, just don't tell anybody."


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Ordinary incompetance could explain it.




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The missile blew up, and the engineers and technicians who designed it, built it. launched it, saw their own lives go up in smoke.
and the survivors will get to take notes when 'lil Kim comes to lecture them on ballistic missile science and missile guidance.



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Ordinary incompetance could explain it.


True. But consider the component of coincidence?


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Most of their rocket/missle launches have been failures, over the years. They don't need outside assistance.
 
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Ordinary incompetance could explain it.


True. But consider the component of coincidence?
One thing I'm sure of with the professionalism the Trump administration has restored, we wouldn't know if Stuxnet II was causing their failures.



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The norks launched their variation of "New Coke"....



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Ohhhh... Elictire Dysfuntion.

The Un-missile.

No barristic happy ending fo you!


Meanwhile...




Trump sez: "Whump!, Bitch!"




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The rocket business is tough. Even the pros get it wrong sometimes. Glad to see it's still amateur hour in NK...
 
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I wonder if trump and china lasered the damn thin during take off.

More likely they hacked into the control system and blew it up on the launch pad.


I doubt the controls are connected to the internet in any way.

I think they are simply not rocket scientists.




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