iWent out yesterday and bagged this bad boy.


Now you are probably laughing at me. Well boys I call it a success as this is how the day started.

Yikes !!
Try brining the turkey.

No birdshot to remove from your teeth.

Kobayashi Maru situation.

Yeesh. Nobody wants a nope rope that close to your crotchal region.

I don't blame you for packing it up and calling it a day.

What am I missing in the second pic? Why am I looking at your crotch?

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Originally posted by gpbst3:
What am I missing in the second pic? Why am I looking at your crotch?

While only you can truly answer the second question, I’m going with....Snake!

I hate snakes .....Copperheads....VI

Ha! That’s funny! Love it.

Slight thread drift....When I was a youngster my older brother had an after school job at the local grocery store.

This was before the onset of cell phones with cameras & videos, Internet, security systems, nothing, so they got away with this.

Our small town grocery closed at 7 PM Monday-Saturday, closed Sundays. His job was to restock, clean, stuff like that.

The store manager, after his long day at work, rarely if ever came back in and checked up on them.

Soooooo Turkey Bowling! They waxed the floors once a week. They set up some 2-liter pop bottles (pop=soda=coke) and take some frozen turkeys out of the freezer and bowl.

You’d never get away with that now, everybody has a phone with video and instant internet access as well as all stores now have their own security camera systems and monitoring.
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I've got to get some of the turkey loads you're using - mine only kills 'em. Yours does that plus clean, pluck, and bag them

Glad you escaped your close encounter with the copperhead. A bite there would be awfully unpleasant.

Michael

Just to clarify, Neither of these pics is me, Neither is the same guy.

Just thought it funny. If anything were to cause me to head to the store instead of hunt, it would be a copper head in my crotch.

I had to look for several seconds to find the thing. Yikes!!

Boy, that is a good catch. I wish we could find a tender bird like that in NewYorkistan.

It took me a while to see the snake.
It was probably enjoying the warmth ...

Is there a limit?

Which one are you looking at?

Our commie gov. Inslee shut down all fishing and hunting, so the only way to get your turkey in this fucked up state is frozen. Our county Sheriff was asked what he would do if he came across someone fishing. He said he'd ask how the fishing was the tell them to have a nice day. He's a popular guy in my county, needless to say.

Jim

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Originally posted by slabsides45:
I had to look for several seconds to find the thing. Yikes!!

No man wants to hear that.

(He's saying your crotch snake is small!)

A couple years ago a buddy of mine spent several days hunting turkey and never saw a bird. He hit one with his truck on the way home (and obliterated the bird).

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Originally posted by DaBigBR:
A couple years ago a buddy of mine spent several days hunting turkey and never saw a bird. He hit one with his truck on the way home (and obliterated the bird).

He has my luck