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Dad jokes....

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June 03, 2018, 10:23 PM
Lord Vaalic
Dad jokes....
The Lord said to John, come forth and receive eternal life.

But he came in fifth, and only got a toaster.



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
June 03, 2018, 10:28 PM
4x5
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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Because 7 8 9


Ladies and gentlemen, take my advice - pull down your pants and slide on the ice.
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June 03, 2018, 10:50 PM
SigM4
I remember the first time I saw a universal remote. I thought to myself, “Whoa, this changes everything!”


Success always occurs in private, and failure in full view.

Complacency sucks…
June 04, 2018, 06:24 AM
ffips
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four it would be a sedan.
June 04, 2018, 06:36 AM
rsbolo
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
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.
.
.
Because 7 8 9


Then tell this one in Yoda voice...

<Yoda voice> Why was 6 afraid of 9
<Yoda voice> Because 7 9 8


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Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
June 04, 2018, 07:49 AM
Mars_Attacks
How can you tell when a satellite is going to reenter the atmosphere?

You read its orbituary.


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Eeewwww, don't touch it!
Here, poke at it with this stick.
June 04, 2018, 09:10 AM
ScreamingCockatoo
I grabbed what I thought was milk out of the fridge and got a spanking for it.
Turns out it was whipping cream.




He who fights with monsters might take care lest he thereby become a monster.
June 04, 2018, 09:26 AM
ChristopherBaldwin
Whenever the cashier at the grocery store asks my dad if he would like the milk in a bag he replies, "No, just leave it in the carton!"
June 04, 2018, 10:17 AM
Cous2492
Two peanuts were walking down the street one was assaulted.
June 04, 2018, 11:04 AM
ChicagoSigMan
quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
.
.
.
.
Because 7 8 9


Then tell this one in Yoda voice...

<Yoda voice> Why was 6 afraid of 9
<Yoda voice> Because 7 9 8


Think you mean "Because 9 7 8"
June 04, 2018, 11:05 AM
Phantom229
19 fought 20...

21


Situation awareness is defined as a continuous extraction of environmental information, integration of this information with previous knowledge to form a coherent mental picture in directing further perception and anticipating future events. Simply put, situational awareness mean knowing what is going on around you.
June 04, 2018, 11:07 AM
Lord Vaalic
Why were the star wars movies released in off order 4,5,6 then 1,2,3?

Because in charge of planning Yoda was



Don't weep for the stupid, or you will be crying all day
June 04, 2018, 11:20 AM
TMats
quote:
Originally posted by ffips:
Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

If it had four it would be a sedan.
I like this one


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despite them
June 04, 2018, 11:31 AM
TigerDore
Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? Great food, but no atmosphere.



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June 04, 2018, 11:48 AM
rsbolo
quote:
Originally posted by ChicagoSigMan:
quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
.
.
.
.
Because 7 8 9


Then tell this one in Yoda voice...

<Yoda voice> Why was 6 afraid of 9
<Yoda voice> Because 7 9 8


Think you mean "Because 9 7 8"


Ha! I goofed up the dad joke!


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Yes, Para does appreciate humor.
June 04, 2018, 11:59 AM
architect
My Dad would tell this one every chance he got:

Did you hear the one about the three eggs? No? Too bad!
June 04, 2018, 01:00 PM
DrDan
My grandfather used to love to tell these two jokes, particularly to waitresses:

"My name is Pete, but the P is silent, like in swimming."

"Did you know you can string beans, but you can't pea soup?"



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June 04, 2018, 02:35 PM
DanH
When the joke become a dad joke?

When it became apparent...
June 04, 2018, 05:28 PM
Rolan_Kraps
quote:
Originally posted by rsbolo:
quote:
Originally posted by 4x5:
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
.
.
.
.
Because 7 8 9




Then tell this one in Yoda voice...

<Yoda voice> Why was 6 afraid of 9
<Yoda voice> Because 7 9 8


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x1cnJ_pOAdQ



Rolan Kraps
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June 04, 2018, 05:33 PM
Kevbo
What did One frog say to the other frog?



Time’s fun when you’re having flies


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