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80 Year Old Couple Texting

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June 01, 2017, 06:21 PM
wingspar
80 Year Old Couple Texting
An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their
mobile phones.

The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense
guy.

One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.

She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:
"If you are sleeping, send me your dreams.
If you are laughing, send me your smile.
If you are eating, send me a bite.
If you are drinking, send me a sip.
If you are crying, send me your tears……..
I love you."

The husband texted back to her:

"I'm on the toilet. Please advise."


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June 01, 2017, 06:59 PM
KMitch200
Nice. Consider it stolen. Wink


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June 01, 2017, 07:02 PM
newtoSig765
Forwarded! Big Grin


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June 01, 2017, 07:08 PM
bigdeal
Sent to my 81 year old father who just learned how to text recently. Smile


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June 01, 2017, 07:13 PM
Jimbo54
That put a smile on my face. Thanks for that. Smile

Jim


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June 02, 2017, 12:42 AM
flashguy
I thought "texting" was done in code or shorthand.

flashguy



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June 02, 2017, 09:15 AM
Sportshooter
I think I know that guy. Smile
June 02, 2017, 09:17 AM
downtownv
Nice! He needs to pick it up by the clean end!


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June 02, 2017, 09:22 AM
Balzé Halzé
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
I thought "texting" was done in code or shorthand.

flashguy


I rarely ever abbreviate or "shorthand" my texts. I prefer to write complete words and complete sentences. Back in the day when there wasn't unlimited text messages, I would abbreviate and try to compress my thoughts in as few texts as possible, but that isn't a concern nowadays.


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June 02, 2017, 11:10 AM
flesheatingvirus
quote:
Originally posted by flashguy:
I thought "texting" was done in code or shorthand.

flashguy


Depends on how much of a hurry I'm in.

If you text me OMG, then I be like WTF?

G/G, BRB


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June 02, 2017, 11:34 AM
USMCE4retired
that made me laugh. Just went through something like that verbally this morning.
There is no hope for us old farts.