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An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their mobile phones. The wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no-nonsense guy. One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee. She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote: "If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking, send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears…….. I love you." The husband texted back to her: "I'm on the toilet. Please advise." --------------- Gary Will Fly for Food... and more Ammo Mosquito Lubrication Video If Guns Cause Crime, Mine Are Defective.... Ted Nugent | ||
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Nice. Consider it stolen.  -------- After the game, the King and the pawn go into the same box. | |||
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Forwarded!  -------------------------- Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats. -- H L Mencken I always prefer reality when I can figure out what it is. -- JALLEN 10/18/18 | |||
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Sent to my 81 year old father who just learned how to text recently.  ----------------------------- Guns are awesome because they shoot solid lead freedom. Every man should have several guns. And several dogs, because a man with a cat is a woman. Kurt Schlichter | |||
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That put a smile on my face. Thanks for that. Jim ________________________ "If you can't be a good example, then you'll have to be a horrible warning" -Catherine Aird | |||
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I thought "texting" was done in code or shorthand. flashguy Texan by choice, not accident of birth | |||
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I think I know that guy. | |||
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Nice! He needs to pick it up by the clean end! _________________________ | |||
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I rarely ever abbreviate or "shorthand" my texts. I prefer to write complete words and complete sentences. Back in the day when there wasn't unlimited text messages, I would abbreviate and try to compress my thoughts in as few texts as possible, but that isn't a concern nowadays. ~Alan Acta Non Verba NRA Life Member (Patron) God, Family, Guns, Country Men will fight and die to protect women... because women protect everything else. ~Andrew Klavan | |||
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Depends on how much of a hurry I'm in. If you text me OMG, then I be like WTF? G/G, BRB ________________________________________ -- Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past me I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain. -- | |||
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that made me laugh. Just went through something like that verbally this morning. There is no hope for us old farts. | |||
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