I am 6'4 and 235. This and my usual facial expression serves to repel men, women, children and most dogs. No one wants to touch me.

And I’ve gotta say it: ttiwwp. Yours, that is. We need to know if you’re touchworthy…

Got the TV on and a Dr Pepper gameday football commercial is on, mature older woman talks and touches the younger man next to her while both sitting on couch. Weird coincidence?
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In this case maybe an attempt to retain your attention? She may be used to people ignoring her in a crowded or noisy environment.
But just a hand? Most of the touching I have encountered is boobs! I can't believe a woman can put a boob on you and not notice!

The administrative assistant at one job I had would stand extremely close and gently but noticeably press a very ample boob into your arm when showing and asking me about an order or etc she had a question about.

Had a couple others over the years that you could count on to brush/press a boob into you in a work environment occasionally.

There is an attractive well endowed lady at church that will grabs your arm and pull you into her boob if she stops in passing to exchange pleasantries. She is a super outgoing lady and does that to most everyone.

There is a funny photo around somewhere from years ago when my brother was playing in a band that backed up Dolly Parton at a fund raiser. During a break he asked her for a photo with himself and she cheerfully agreed. She took him by the arm and smashed it into her boob firmly and held it there long enough for the photo.

show her a picture of a pineapple upside down and ask her if it means anything to her lol

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Originally posted by Genorogers:

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Originally posted by 12131:
Many years ago, a girl I worked in the lab with was like this. She was extremely friendly with everybody. Men, women, it didn't matter. She touched them all when she talked with them. Not the boss, of course.

Come on Q, fess up okay ?

She became my GF for a while. Then, she touched another guy. That's my story, and I'm sticking to it.

Had a former coworker in our accounting department like that.
Had to touch you & had no concept of personal space.
She was also faster than email. She'd be on your shoulder asking about the email she sent before it hit your inbox.

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Originally posted by P250UA5:
Had a former coworker in our accounting department like that.
Had to touch you & had no concept of personal space.
She was also faster than email. She'd be on your shoulder asking about the email she sent before it hit your inbox.

Did you hit her inbox?

I had a stripper purr like a cat in my ear once in Las Vegas, I liked it, does that count?

Women in the West (Las Vegas excluded) just yell at you so the touch thing would be a nice departure.

Back in the mid 70s, I was in my mid 20s, single and making good money working crazy hours. I liked the way the strippers on 7th street touched when they talked and they were way less trouble than a gf.

Louisville, Shively in particular was wide fuckin open - Clasee Lady, Green Door, Silver Slipper, Rooster Tail, Thoroughbred and a few more strip/clip joints were in a 2 mile stretch on 7th st from Central south to Berry Blvd. A couple of good country honks like the Lemon Tree were nearby, too. Hell of a stretch of prime opportunities for sinning. I didn't get married until 1979 so I was a veteran of the strip and honkytonks. A young man's game but it was sleazy fun.

Some women, it means what you think it means. Some others, it means nothing at all.

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Originally posted by cparktd:
Most of the touching I have encountered is boobs! I can't believe a woman can put a boob on you and not notice!

The old drive by boob poke. I've had that happen too. This you can be guaranteed is intentional. Women know where they are pointing those things at all times.

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Originally posted by cparktd:
The administrative assistant at one job I had would stand extremely close and gently but noticeably press a very ample boob into your arm when showing and asking me about an order or etc she had a question about.

Had a couple others over the years that you could count on to brush/press a boob into you in a work environment occasionally.

I had this one blond girl working for me, relatively attractive and proportioned very nicely, used to do that.

One of the female dentists I've had in the past would do the arm-touching thing. Too bad she moved to another practice. She was a good dentist and terminally cute

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Originally posted by ensigmatic:

One of the female dentists I've had in the past would do the arm-touching thing. Too bad she moved to another practice. She was a good dentist and terminally cute

When I had my wisdom teeth out the oral surgeon's assistant was a very cute redhead who kept one boob pressed firmly into my left ear for most of the procedure. It certainly distracted me from the discomfort of the extractions.

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Originally posted by vthoky:
It's just a method for the talker to keep the target's attention.

Worked, didn't it?

I agree.

I went to a hockey game years ago and this smoking hottie was sitting next to me and she leaned over and told me that she had to apologize now because once the game started she will be grabbing my leg because she gets so excited. I told her it wouldn't bother me.

Sure enough all throughout the game on any exciting play she would be grabbing my quadriceps. I would have thought she was hitting on me but she was their with her boyfriend. Very strange and the only time something like that has ever happened to me.

Most likely a monkey-see, monkey-does thing picked up within the family while being raised. A cultural and post teen habit.

I was an expert at elbowing anybody within my personal space way prior to the pandemic, regardless of age, religion or sexual orientation.


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